Caption contest!

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Michelle
Caption contest!

 

Michelle
oldgoat

[i]My Preciousss![/i]

remind remind's picture

McCain struggles to escape the bounds of his Goa'uld.

martin dufresne

Hey, I can do the Moonwalk too!

Albireo

[i]Aaaaarrrrrgh! ... Can't breathe the terrorist-lovin' medicine socializin' air here... Can't BREATHE[/i]...

OMeNerves

Is that creepy guy still following me?

martin dufresne

That turbo pacemaker is a bit too much.

Michelle

The prize has to go to North of 49 who posted this in the comments at [url=http://www.pogge.ca/archives/002095.shtml#comments]pogge[/url]:

quote:

Obama: "Come on, John. Let's find you a doctor."

McCain: "Bra-a-a-a-i-i-i-nnnsssss."


I can't stop laughing!

Tommy_Paine

Obama:

"Who ever smelt it, delt it."

asterix
genstrike

Is there any possible caption that can add to instead of detract from the hilarity of this picture?

Fidel

Lizard leader caught shape-shifting on camera

Pride for Red D...

That can't be real- that's photoshop, right ?

BetterRed

I assure you this is real... I couldnt believe the picture myself, if it wasnt on the 1st page of the Star. [img]biggrin.gif" border="0[/img]

I brought the paper to work, and put it near the computer.
The joker who s our floor supervisor saw the paper and put it on his desk in the main hallway. He mustve been really amused.
And everyone who passed by saw the picture too [img]tongue.gif" border="0[/img]

asterix

Apparently the real story behind this one is that it's the precise moment at which McCain realized he was walking in the wrong direction and was supposed to be exiting the stage the other way.

And apparently he really does have a weird habit of sticking his tongue out like this at inopportune moments -- there are a few other pics of McCain's tongue hanging out of his mouth making the rounds, too.

But, of course, it's much more fun to speculate and caption and be silly! So carry on.

oldgoat

Yeah, I watched the clip where he changed direction, and it actually looked like a fairly normal gesture in real time. The camera caught him at the worst possible split second. Someone in the public spotlight like he is though should work on losing those little physical quirks..

Fidel
cco
Unionist

Best We Forget!

 

cco

I dig Tom's leather gloves there. I have a pair much like that. (They were my mother's originally, which means they probably date back to 1974, but we seem to have similar hand sizes.)

Also, given where Rob's eyes are focused, I imagine he's thinking: "That would make an awesome crack pipe."

lagatta

At first, I couldn't understand why we were supposed to caption a personally banal and dignified pic of Tom Mulcair.

I have bright red leather gloves. I bought them at a yard sale - brand new - a couple of years ago. They are very good quality gloves, and are so cool to signal turns with on my bicycle.

Lou Arab Lou Arab's picture

Unionist wrote:

Best We Forget!

 

 

You win.

Caissa

That doesn't Raitt a response.

Unionist

You couldn't afford one anyway.

Caissa

You can mulcair for all it's worth.

Unionist

Tune in next week and see Tom rob Lisa.

 

sherpa-finn

Ford:  Hey, of all the electronic monitoring devices I've had to wear over the years, this one's coolest by far.

Unionist

Rob: "Is that thing recording!!??"

 

kropotkin1951 kropotkin1951's picture

I'm confused by this thread. I see a picture of Mulcair and his wife with Rob Ford nowhere in sight.  What am I missing here?

Unionist

That's not his wife, silly - it's John McCain.

 

lagatta

Who is that blonde woman? Is she an MP? (Mulcair's wife has dark hair and more olive skin).

kropotkin1951 kropotkin1951's picture

Now I get it. The file you posted is so large that Ford was cut off of the screen on my computer. I could only see Mulcair and the woman who I now know is Raitt. 

 

Unionist

Useful tip:

Right-click on any image and select "View image info" (or whatever close equivalent in different browsers). It won't always help, but in this particular case, you'll note that the filename of the photo is ford-rait-mulcair.jpg. By checking the full url, you can also sometimes deduce where the photo might originally have come from. In this case, we find: http://wpmedia.news.nationalpost.com/2013/11/ford-rait-mulcair.jpg.

More manageable photo:

Now... go back and laugh at all the funny jokes!

kropotkin1951 kropotkin1951's picture

Useful tip: use your great computer skills to post a usable picture in the first place. If you use the image icon above you can set the dimensions so that the picture fits on everyones screen.

Unionist

kropotkin1951 wrote:

Useful tip: use your great computer skills to post a usable picture in the first place. If you use the image icon above you can set the dimensions so that the picture fits on everyones screen.

Honestly, krop, do you really need to mock cco for posting a big photo? Shit happens - and this thread used to be fun and enjoyable.

If you can't see the whole photo, just go CTRL - minus sign a few times and the whole thing will be visible. Don't bother thanking me for this and the other tips.

 

Catchfire Catchfire's picture

"What a fascinating program! I wonder...is that Arial or Helvetica?"

kropotkin1951 kropotkin1951's picture

Unionist wrote:

Honestly, krop, do you really need to mock cco for posting a big photo? Shit happens - and this thread used to be fun and enjoyable.

Actually I was mocking you and your snarky response. Sorrry for giving back what you dish out I'll try to let you have the sarcasm exclusive on this site.

Catchfire Catchfire's picture

Oh ffs can we just laugh at the damn photo? No more snarking at anyone except Ford, Mulcair and Raitt.

"Can someone please tell me what I did to be placed next to Kathleen Wynne and this Socialist?"

ETA: I can see some people are still confused about who the woman is in the middle. It's not Catherine Pinhas (Mulcair's wife). It's CPC cabinet minister Lisa "Bonnie" Raitt.

Unionist

Catchfire wrote:

"What a fascinating program! I wonder...is that Arial or Helvetica?"

Just ask Little Lord Fontlerob.

 

cco

PlanNineNorth

The following link shows a picture (originally posted by Babble user sherpa-finn) of the current PM addressing an almost empty audience at the UN.

I am suggesting the caption "The Million-Dollar Shot".

People please feel free to get creative.

http://rabble.ca/comment/1459745#comment-1459745

 

The Million-Dollar Shot

 

sherpa-finn

Just for fun ....

 

 

 

 

 

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bagkitty bagkitty's picture

"I'm crushing your head."

 

sherpa-finn

My CF-18s are REALLY big. But when Justin whipped his out ....