The title of this thread refers to the Pink Floyd song "Carefull with that AXE, Eugene" [explained for all you young'uns]
After this news - "Carefull with that ASS, Steven"
The article explains that "he fell" on an air hose and it broke off and went inside him. As if that wasn't bad enough, it was pressurised and blowed him up real good!!
I also considered titles such as:
"Don't try this, homo" files...
An Air Hose is Not A Sex Toy!!
Blow Job - not what he expected.