Cleanse Thyself

smithevne
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A new supplement has just been released and it's known as New Life Cleanse. It's a colon cleanser that uses all natural ingredients to safely break down, remove, and flush out waste products, parasites, and toxins that need to be removed in order to have proper digestive health.

Inside of New Life Cleanse are pro-biotics, healthy bacteria, vitamins, antioxidants, and minerals. These give healthy results that are guaranteed by the company to help with digestion and even with weight loss through the natural detox process that occurs when you use it as directed.


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Erik Redburn
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Boy, what a crappy looking product for a totally unnecessary problem.  So bad that they actually have to Sneak ads onto political sites without even paying!   Man, they couldn't POSSIBLY be a company worth trusting...


Doug
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Colon "cleansers" are among the biggest scams out there.

http://scienceblogs.com/insolence/2008/02/late_night_ads_that_make_you_p...


Michelle
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The other fun thing about "colon cleansers" is that the few sites I visited the last time this bullshit (no pun intended) appeared on babble (I think it was through a google ad back when we were running those) are full of pictures of long, snakey gobs of poop.  Yes indeed, if you ever wanted to see great big strings of globby poop filled with mucous, colon cleansing sites are your thing.

Personally, I think the people who run these sites are really trying to tap into the scat porn market.


Maysie
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Euwwwwwwwww!!

The link is gone, the spammer is banned and I need a fricking shower now. Ick icky ick.


Stargazer
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It is ewwww....... but I bet Michelle is right :)


Michelle
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You should change the thread title too - their brand name is still getting advertising!


Caissa
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It almost has an evangelical tinge to it. Come to the river for the New Life Cleanse.


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