I've never been a fan of Barbie (shocker, I know). My family always tried to buy them for me, but I wanted nothing more than to play with Legoes all day. But it looks like Barbie has a interesting new profession:
She's been a princess, a firefighter, a Marine and a ballerina. After years of soul-searching, Barbie has finally found her true vocation. Meet Rev. Barbie, a plastic Episcopal Priest.
Man, why should religious people get to have all the fun? I want an atheist Barbie!
Favourite quote in the comments:
Reverend Barbie? Looks more like pedophile Barbie to me!
See her here: