Copy of the Bible "autographed by JESUS CHRIST himself"-on Ebay!

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Copy of the Bible "autographed by JESUS CHRIST himself"-on Ebay!

A bargain at only $1,000,000.69-but it doesn't look like the seller ships to Canada:


Maysie Maysie's picture

I never thought JC would dot his i's with little hearts.

I like JC in this clip.

radiorahim radiorahim's picture

If the autographed Bible is a little too expensive for your tastes.

This same individual has a Magic Pregnancy Doll with a starting bid of only $10,000



So irreverent, you people. But never doubt that [url=]Jesus Christ will survive[/url] your mockery!



Oh that's too cute, and I love the commentary.

Though if Genesis 47:29 is in "used" condition I don't want to know what Ezekiel 23:20 looks like. 

Clearly I am in the wrong business. It is time to start saving those chicken bones and wood slivers and really cash in.





ouch my ribs!


I just thought of something more interesting than all that hateful stuff though - If this was Jesus's personal copy I wonder if he dogeared the part where he blessed that Roman centurion and healed his young manservant and lover. 

I know that's a cheery signature, but I bet he gets sad sometimes wishing people remembered some of the nice things he did, and not just the blood and guts.

(I'm looking at you, Mel Gibson)


Catchfire Catchfire's picture

I want the copy of The Fly. Goldblum 4 messiah!


Well if THAT's where we're going with this:

Yeah, probably NSFW


Maysie Maysie's picture

@ Unionist: I wasn't ready for that surprise ending. Wink

And now you all have made me feel compelled to post this link, again. Also, this one. NOT safe for work. Tee hee.