‘Russian Spy’ Whale Defects to Norway

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‘Russian Spy’ Whale Defects to Norway
NDPP

Well Done Comrade Belugov! Did 'Russian Navy Whale'  Trick Norwegians into Seizing Spy Harness?

https://on.rt.com/9t9e

"The harness had an attachment point for a GoPro camera and carried a note: 'Equipment of St Petersburg' in English, according to the tabloid Verdans Gang. It's not clear where the beluga came from, but the general speculation in the Norwegian media is that it must have escaped from captivity at a Russian military facility. Because who else would make a cetacean wear a GoPro camera?"

 

Navy's Bottlenose Dolphins Hunt Mines in RIMPAC Exercise

https://www.military.com/daily-news/2018/07/30/navys-bottlenose-dophins-...

"The unit includes 1,100 personnel from the US, Australia, CANADA, England, Japan, the Netherlands and New Zealand. The Navy's Marine Mammal Program trains bottlenose dolphins and California sea lions to detect, locate, mark and recover objects in harbors, coastal areas and deep in the open sea. In the past, the division also tested sensory and physical capabilities of sharks, stingrays, sea turtles and marine birds."

NDPP

"This is the fourth piece The Guardian has published about this absurd Russian spy beluga whale story. Yet still nothing about the CEPRDC study finding US sanctions responsible for 40,000 deaths in Venezuela."

https://twitter.com/jmcevoy2/status/1124064625702637568

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Why did the Soviets use 'suicide' dogs to blow up Nazi tanks?

https://www.rbth.com/history/329005-soviets-used-suicide-dogs

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The Exploding Anti-Tank Dogs of World War II

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9n-JyUV1gzo

Hurtin Albertan

It probably just wanted to testify before Congress regarding it's involvement with the 2016 Trump campaign team.

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NDPP

"The White Whale that received help from fishermen in Northern Norway is believed to be a 'therapy whale' which escaped from an institution for traumatised children on the Norway Russia border."

https://twitter.com/ian_kinsey/status/1125739126714716160

Maybe it could be used to help treat the diseased minds of Russophobes?

Mr. Magoo Mr. Magoo's picture

We all should have guessed "therapy whale" from the beginning.  How many more clues could we possibly have needed to recognize a "therapy whale" when we see one?

WWWTT

Probably actually zero Mr Magoo. 

This is an imperialist corporate media story. The ICM is telling you what they want you to believe. That’s what the ICM does, fabricates routine events into fear. 

I wouldn’t doubt it if nato countries we’re ready to impose new sanctions against Russia after this innocent mammal was found. 

NorthReport

Great comment!

Mr. Magoo wrote:

We all should have guessed "therapy whale" from the beginning.  How many more clues could we possibly have needed to recognize a "therapy whale" when we see one?

bekayne

Mr. Magoo wrote:

We all should have guessed "therapy whale" from the beginning.  How many more clues could we possibly have needed to recognize a "therapy whale" when we see one?

I, for one, never go anywhere without my therapy whale.