HAH - Haikus against Harper
January 28, 2010 - 4:28pm
Welcome to this site
Of haikus against Harper
You should write your own
Haikus’ three lines have
Five, seven, five syllables
Seventeen in all
Often the third line
Addresses lines one and two
Haikus are like that
You can sign your name
Or simply prorogue yourself
But send us your verse
The P.M. must learn
The people always reject
Demagoguery
Find the written words
Canadian citizens
Only silence fails
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Thanks Tigana. There's some really good stuff there. i'll have to come up with something.
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ok, so mine may be one of the lesser muses,
Two, intimately related offerings:
Oldgoat's deli psalm
to pork byproducts of old
how much did he drink?
The morning after
comastose on the carpet
his muse lies moaning
Oh wait, these were supposed to be about Harper, not oldgoat? Never mind.
Steve's democracy
Is not your conventional
Idea of freedom
Oldgoat just has to
Bring political venom
To poetic form
edited out of compassion for babble readers
Dear Fearless Leader
You are my inspiration
Please don't arrest me
Lonely on the right
Stephen Harper lands a friend
Ignoble Michael!
Don't keep your promise:
troops never expected it -
buy them fighter planes.
The people need bread,
not rich guys meeting rich guys.
Let them eat junket.
Where oil's ethical
You know that the fighter planes
Aren't too far removed
White, White, White Stephen-
Builder Of The Firewall
Against Canada.
Prarie Warlord Steve,
Dreams of Christian Sharia,
(Burquas for the gays?)