Enlargement Device: Party Thread
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But are they available for delivery in time for Christmas?
*snort*
ewwww, I need a kleenex now
[ETA: Maysie, Catchfire, this one has a LOT of potential for (lowbrow) entertainment. Maybe you could just strip the links out of it]
[ETA: oh, and I sent a spam alert to our wonderful moderators, so no need for everyone to do so]
How does this impact on sex workers' rights?
hilarious. the contrast of this on the list of topics made me laugh so hard!
sometimes spam can be funny, although i'm not sure what's funnier. the fact this spam made it onto the board and whoever posted it here actually took the time to look for a forum with "sex" in the title, obviously without reading it or understanding it.
That, or the fact men must be buying this stuff or this "industry" wouldn't still be advertising after all these years!
How does this impact on sex workers' rights?..
Absolutely no impact on workers' sexs, we are here to help men who have small penile problems..
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and apparently monitoring the debate as well! now that's good spam!
Does this device come with an extended warranty?
What a prick!
Um dudes, don't talk to it!!
Links in OP and in subsequent post deleted.
Have fun.
Icky.
*waves to bagkitty from afar. Very afar.
Does this device come with an extended warranty?
Yes, but for members only.
Does this device come with an extended warranty?
Yes, but for members only.
But they have to be members in good standing.
Icky.
*waves to bagkitty from afar. Very afar.
As long as we wave rather than shake, it is safe. Fortunately I had tissues (marketed as made of 100% recycled material) on hand. (Kleenex? Must have been the hour, I am so trying to break myself of the habit of referring to generic items by trade-marked names).
*waves back to Maysie*
as a sex worker, i am very concerned about penises being enhanced on a large scale...
what will this mean in terms of wear and tear on my ...ehem...equipment? i believe every sex worker should rise up to stop the penile enhancers from causing larger penises on wide spread, ehem.... scale!!
i hope everyone had a nice holiday!!
susieXXXO
Really need to stop and read the fine print. With the social season and all, it's taking forever to arrive anywhere these days.
I can just see the thought process:
"Well, if it says 20 minutes for 2 extra inches, if I wear it for 80 minutes......"
Who was the putz who started this thread?
On TAT:
"Enlargement Device: Party Thread .... Boom Boom"
I suppose this is a viagrable thread after all.
Caissa, I never thought I'd say this, but, I missed you.
Awwwwww. Let's hug it out.
I missed you, too. Sure, Maysie. I have been expecting to see Alice any minute in this thread.
Wanted to see my name on TAT!
I suppose we could play tit for tat, Boom Boom.
Sure, but my moniker is more fun.
Until you go off...
I'll be off to buy a caissa beer.
as a sex worker, i am very concerned about penises being enhanced on a large scale...
what will this mean in terms of wear and tear on my ...ehem...equipment? i believe every sex worker should rise up to stop the penile enhancers from causing larger penises on wide spread, ehem.... scale!!
i hope everyone had a nice holiday!!
susieXXXO
So its a worker safety issue?
So its a worker safety issue?
sweet!! i like when you call me a worker!!
Its your job, therefore you are a worker
Ive always been a big fan of workers
I had an Erector Set when I was a kid.
Is this related?
Similar instructions?
Nature or nurture?
"Tab A into Slot B" is sooooo heteronormative.
Sounds easier than the other way around.
Whoa, are you flirting with me, Slumberjack?
Please, a return to the thread topic is in order. Oh wait. Never mind.
I was about to suggest you two get a room but... oh, never mind.
Okay enough silliness.
Some practical advice.
No worries. I'm not going near Caissa's unfinished sentence either.
Okay enough silliness.
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Quite right, this is serious business. Worthy of legal action. Although what an "unfortunate" choice of venue... small claims court?
But are they available for delivery in time for Christmas?
From what I've heard, Santa has trouble fitting them down through the chimney.
bagkitty, what would babble do without you and up to date news stories about litigious action against penis enlarger companies?
lmfao
500 hours of use? was that overall, or consequtive? If it's the second...well, let's just say I really REALLY hope the guy has a job where he works from home.
bagkitty, what would babble do without you and up to date news stories about litigious action against penis enlarger companies?
Well I try to do my
smallpart to help the othermembersparticipants deal with some of theshortcomingsgaps in the MSM coverage of the news of the world. What can I say, I want to help themenlargeexpand their horizons a little.*waves to Maysie*
bagkitty, I can't help but notice that all your "edits" had the effect of ENLARGING your, er. post.
It's all a matter or perception Ken, it is explained here.
And here I thought this thread had petered out.
*waves to bagkitty*
My GOD! Look at the size of that thing! It looks like a Telefunken U47.
BTW, is it now ok to use "enlargement device" as an epithet during Babble threads? It could be the new "pigs".
My GOD! Look at the size of that thing! It looks like a Telefunken U47.
Like this?
Ken Burch, don't be such an enlargement device.
I figured this discussion would have flagged by now.
Or should I suggest that it may have been circumscribed.
Closing for lack of length?
It's not the size of the thread...it's what you do with it!