The iocsong.com's reporter, Jimmy The Cockroach, files exclusive Vancouver Whistler Olympic reports from his hiding place deep within the bowels of VANOC. See more spoof videos poking fun at VANOC at the following address: http://www.iocsong.com

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"This is Jimmy the Cockroach, coming to you live from my hiding place deep within the bowels of VANOC.

I’ve just been told by an unnamed official that VANOC is about to release a totally revamped Transportation Plan that calls for Vancouver citizens to make a number of new sacrifices.