The Canadian Press says Canada can't have a Rupert Murdoch-style phone hacking Gotcha! moment because Prime Minister Stephen Harper's hostility toward journalists "immunizes him against any suggestion that a similar scandal could happen in Canada."
Really, I'm not making this up. Joan Bryden of the Canadian Press actually wrote this a few hours ago and it continues to be published all over the Interwebs.
The thesis of the CP drivellist's story boils down to this: You have nothing to worry about Canadians. Go back to sleep!