Thanks for killing a fun thread, Martin. Apparently, we're not allowed to just shoot the shit without first acknowledging what total fucking monsters we are.

What is with this catholic sense of overwhelming guilt that permeates every one of your posts? We can't talk about beer without Father Dufresne berating us for our sins.

Now, I like Ricard's White. Even though it's an industrial product, it is a good heffeweisen. The Keith's White ain't so good. Having said that, nothing beats an original German heffeweisen, especially the Dunkel varieties.

Last summer, I bought a minikeg of Warsteiner. It was under thirty bucks. This summer, it's almost $40.