Creationism versus Atheism. Who wins?
Richard woke up from a TERRIBLE sleep to his worst nightmare come true.
A compelling voice bid him step forward.
"This is RIDICULOUS" he stammered as he did so.
"We ain't so happy either, DICK!" shouted St Peter.
"Some of the brothers cut off their wings when they heard that Dawkins was being allowed in".
"That type of cut really BURNS"
"Whats for dinner?", replied Dawkins, Licking his lips.