Could vibrators save the rinos and elephants?
Sun, 2007-04-01 11:38
#1
Could vibrators save the rinos and elephants?
Sun, 2007-04-01 11:38
#2
In certain countrys, there seems to be a fixation with penis size and sexual vigour and large mamals suffer as a result.
Here there are accepted alternatives if desire wilts.
Perhaps well known environmantal organizations should ship alternatives to the problem areas too?
Sun, 2007-04-01 12:21
#3
Le T
So you're suggesting that oil (vibrators are usually plastic and need energy to be manufactured) and pharmaceuticals are a feel good "solution" to hunting rhinos and elephants to make aphrodisiacs?
That's so hypocritical and paternalistic that I'm sure there is already some Western NGO working on a funding proposal.
Sun, 2007-04-01 12:47
#4
M. Spector
You think sex education is hypocritical and paternalistic?
Sun, 2007-04-01 13:16
#5
So you think a man thats worried about his penis size or sexual vigour will feel better if his partner is pleasuring herself with a vibrator? He's going to feel better about his size if she has a big plastic one for finishing off?
Sun, 2007-04-01 13:26
#6
Both the opening post and le Telespectateure's response are clearly April fool's jokes.
Sun, 2007-04-01 13:31
#7
Uh... I have no idea what any of this means. [img]confused.gif" border="0[/img]
How can vibrators, female masturbation gadgets, save the rhinoceros and elephants?
I guess I need to have the 'birds and bees' explained to me. I forgot the most important parts.
Sun, 2007-04-01 13:34
#8
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Originally posted by 500_Apples:
[b]Both the opening post and le Telespectateure's response are clearly April fool's jokes.[/b]
Oh, yeah, right. (Duh...)
Sun, 2007-04-01 16:36
#9
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Both the opening post and le Telespectateure's response are clearly April fool's jokes.
So I should cancel the demonstration then? What do I do with all the signs?
Sun, 2007-04-01 17:15
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Originally posted by Nanuq:
[b]So I should cancel the demonstration then? What do I do with all the signs?[/b]
You might think it's a joke but it's no laughing matter for the elephants and rhinos.
I saw a rhino making his picket sign for the big rally: "Better to be horny than to de-horn me"
Sun, 2007-04-01 17:42
#11
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Originally posted by Paul Gross:
I saw a rhino making his picket sign for the big rally: "Better to be horny than to de-horn me"
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I ignored this thread because, from the title, I assumed it was about electronic vibrating devices that are used by zookeepers (usually) to stimulate males of certain species into ejaculation. The semen is then collected for freezing or immediately used in an attempt to impregnate the female of the same species.
So I didn't post because, who wants to talk about that???
Oh --wait...
Sun, 2007-04-01 19:11
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Originally posted by siren:
[b]I ignored this thread because, from the title, I assumed it was about electronic vibrating devices
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But then you saw that I posted and figured there probably is some silliness afoot? [img]smile.gif" border="0[/img]