Less than three weeks after the Canadian government proposed
legislation to expand the country's sovereignty over Arctic waters, its
citizenship minister is shoring up Canada's claim to the Far North by
declaring Santa Claus, a longtime resident of the North Pole, to be a
Canadian citizen.
"The Government of Canada wishes Santa the very
best in his Christmas Eve duties and wants to let him know that, as a
Canadian citizen, he has the automatic right to re-enter Canada once
his trip around the world is complete," said Jason Kenney, the minister
of Citizenship, Immigration and Multiculturalism, in an official
statement.
http://www.canada.com/topics/news/story.html?id=1108110
Oh, so lame!
