Carefull with that Axx, Eugene

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Carefull with that Axx, Eugene

Article> http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-pacific-13537084

The title of this thread refers to the Pink Floyd song "Carefull with that AXE, Eugene" [explained for all you young'uns]

 After this news - "Carefull with that ASS, Steven"

The article explains that "he fell" on an air hose and it broke off and went inside him. As if that wasn't bad enough, it was pressurised and blowed him up real good!!

I also considered titles such as:

"Don't try this, homo" files...

An Air Hose is Not A Sex Toy!!

Blow Job - not what he expected.

 

knownothing knownothing's picture

that sounds painful

Slumberjack

If it had been helium...

polly bee

Not sure why this is in banter?  It was a workplace accident and the guy almost died.

Quote:

The 48-year-old was at Waiotahi Contractors where he worked, standing on the rigging between his truck and the trailer when he slipped and fell.

He landed on the hose connected to the semi's airbrakes and broke it. The nozzle pierced his left buttocks and air from the tanks pumped into his body at 100 pounds per square inch.

"I was blowing up like a football," he said. "I had no choice but just to lay there, blowing up like a balloon."

The air separated his fat from his muscles, doctors said. It quickly filled his body, inflating his leg, chest and face. The pressure also caused his lungs to fill with fluid and compressed his heart.

"He became more and more distressed, and his whole body... started to swell," said Robbie Petersen, McCormack's boss.

McCormack screamed for help, and co-workers removed him from the nozzle after nearly half of the air in the tank had been pumped into him.

Read more: http://www.nydailynews.com/news/world/2011/05/25/2011-05-25_new_zealand_truck_driver_steven_mccormack_nearly_pops_after_getting_air_hose_lod.html#ixzz1NToBVNq5

al-Qa'bong

Quote:

 After this news - "Carefull with that ASS, Steven"

The article explains that "he fell" on an air hose and it broke off and went inside him. As if that wasn't bad enough, it was pressurised and blowed him up real good!!

I also considered titles such as:

"Don't try this, homo" files...

An Air Hose is Not A Sex Toy!!

Blow Job - not what he expected.

I never say this, but WTF?  You do realise where you're posting, right?  Jokes about workplace accidents, especially jokes like this, are pretty low.

6079_Smith_W

@ Pollybee

Agreed.

 

I've read enough stories about local people being ground up by augers, having body parts frozen off by pressure hose breaks, and fried by electical accidents or buried in hot asphalt or manure.

There is nothing funny about this at all, and especially no cause for homophobic slurs. There are websites devoted to mutilation, death and decay for humour and vicarious thrills. I don't think this is one of them.

MegB

If this were something intentiional, we could be smug and laugh at it.  But it's not.