Copy of the Bible "autographed by JESUS CHRIST himself"-on Ebay!

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bekayne
Copy of the Bible "autographed by JESUS CHRIST himself"-on Ebay!

A bargain at only $1,000,000.69-but it doesn't look like the seller ships to Canada:

http://www.ebay.com/itm/160644649641?ssPageName=STRK:MESELX:IT&_trksid=p3984.m1555.l2649#ht_591wt_1185

 

Maysie Maysie's picture

I never thought JC would dot his i's with little hearts.

I like JC in this clip.

radiorahim radiorahim's picture

If the autographed Bible is a little too expensive for your tastes.

This same individual has a Magic Pregnancy Doll with a starting bid of only $10,000

 

Unionist

So irreverent, you people. But never doubt that [url=http://youtu.be/WLKk00OYKhU]Jesus Christ will survive[/url] your mockery!

 

6079_Smith_W

Oh that's too cute, and I love the commentary.

Though if Genesis 47:29 is in "used" condition I don't want to know what Ezekiel 23:20 looks like. 

Clearly I am in the wrong business. It is time to start saving those chicken bones and wood slivers and really cash in.

 

 

Lefauve

Lolllllllllllllll!

ouch my ribs!

6079_Smith_W

I just thought of something more interesting than all that hateful stuff though - If this was Jesus's personal copy I wonder if he dogeared the part where he blessed that Roman centurion and healed his young manservant and lover. 

I know that's a cheery signature, but I bet he gets sad sometimes wishing people remembered some of the nice things he did, and not just the blood and guts.

(I'm looking at you, Mel Gibson)

 

Catchfire Catchfire's picture

I want the copy of The Fly. Goldblum 4 messiah!

6079_Smith_W

Well if THAT's where we're going with this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WC0PyaAgO0I&feature=related

Yeah, probably NSFW

 

Maysie Maysie's picture

@ Unionist: I wasn't ready for that surprise ending. Wink

And now you all have made me feel compelled to post this link, again. Also, this one. NOT safe for work. Tee hee.