So North Report where are you and your ancestors from and when are you going back.
I can see you believe in the Canadian Charter right to Freedom of Expression except for people who are pro-China. Interesting take on freedom and democracy.
Wait. You are PRO-China??
I am a deep sleeper agent for the CPC. I spent 17 years on this board waiting for them to activate me and finally the moment has come.
WHAT??? Who authorized you to self-disclose? Did you miss the latest memo? We only sent out 2 of the 3 trigger keys. You've now officially blown a lengthy and expensive mission. Honestly, the "talent" they're sending us these days... You leave us with no option but to invoke the [secret] China-Canada Extradition Treaty and have you shipped home for, um, reassignment. Please confirm receipt in the usual fashion. If you can remember it.
You spelled “re-education” incorrectly at the end of the antepenultimate sentence.