The new Ten Commandments
1. It's just a place. I don't give a fig about it. Anywhere else is just as good. If you don't stop fighting over the Holy Land, I'm turning it into a lake.
2. Prayer is for man.(sic) I don't need your grovelling. It's supposed to make you feel better. If it doesn't -- stop doing it.
3. The past is over. Don't carry on about what your fathers did. They'll be held to book over it, and what happens to them in the hereafter is none of your affair. I care what you do now.
The rest can be found here.