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The new Ten Commandments

Agent 204
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Joined: Nov 19 2003

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1. It's just a place. I don't give a fig about it. Anywhere else is just as good. If you don't stop fighting over the Holy Land, I'm turning it into a lake.

2. Prayer is for man.(sic) I don't need your grovelling. It's supposed to make you feel better. If it doesn't -- stop doing it.

3. The past is over. Don't carry on about what your fathers did. They'll be held to book over it, and what happens to them in the hereafter is none of your affair. I care what you do now.

The rest can be found here.


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Refuge
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Joined: Nov 10 2008

Awesome!  I love the one about not believing everything you read. I think these should be widely published.


martin dufresne
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As if this was about religion...

wwSwimming
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"Israel belongs to the Jews. the Bible says so."

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SCC
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Joined: Dec 23 2008

Here is my all-time favourite:

God Angrily Clarifies 'Don't Kill' Rule 

 

 

 


Refuge
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SCC wrote:

Here is my all-time favourite:

God Angrily Clarifies 'Don't Kill' Rule 

That was good too especially liked

"Humans don't need religion or God as an excuse to kill each other—you've been doing that without any help from Me since you were freaking apes!" God said.

If they taught this stuff at church I might have stayed around longer!


SCC
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Wow, Refuge - you're member no. 77. That means you were there at the Creation of Babble? 

Did you roam the threads with Rabble dinosaurs back then?


Refuge
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Yes, I am fluent in both stegosaurus and Brachiosaurus.

And though I like the cars that are faster now-a-days I find I really enjoyed the environmentally friendliness of the cars run by foot power however it was a b*tch when the T-Rex's did the walk by eatings.  Worse than car theft nowadays.

But try to listen to the viewpoints of a  Microraptor versus a Velociraptor, man they never saw eye to eye!

Laughing


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