Our blood collectively boils over Romney's parting shot today and we take a look at the kinda super Tuesday and its aftermath. It's been a while since Keith dusted off a good conspiracy and boy does he have one for you. Of course we have some news that you might have missed, from the FBI's new computer d-base, to the now hateful use of "Canadian", to the chilling words of Mike "stone age" Huckabee. We finish by wondering why we can have segregated schools in Ontario (we call it the "Catholic School system" ) but you can't propose a non-segregated pilot program to serve an oppressed community without the country going nuts. We aren't sure either.