Flagging your own posts as offensive

I'd suggest sending them an email with a link to the offending post in question.  Most helpful though I'd believe, would be recommendations, a range of options as to what they should do with you.  Volunteering the harshest options may encourage them to select a more merciful punishment, although there's no guarantee of that from one moment to the next.

And my punishment for suggesting the Canadian Men's Hockey Team were unlikely to win a medal?

Nothing.  Suggesting something is "unlikely" doesn't mean it won't happen.  You may have been correct in saying that it was "unlikely" that they'd win Gold.  Now, if you had said it was "impossible" for them to have won Gold, that would be something different.

If you bring your own flagging, and flogging, implements, then just let us know where and when.

...and don't forget to post lots of pix!

Go to the bathroom stand infront of your mirror and begin yelling at yourself.

That's what i do and look at how normal and well adjusted I am.

This is so my favourite thread right now.

This has nothing to do with anything but I had a coffee out my nose moment this morning and wanted to share.  Not worth opening a thread for.  Reading CBC (okay, ya, instead of working) and perusing the comments after a new item.  Loved this one...(and ya, spelling flames are lame I know that too). 

Lent seems like a good time for mortification of the flesh.

HEY, I thought you weren't going to start any fetish threads without me?

Hon, what can I do if you're late to the party? We're in Toronto. We have schedules to keep.