Best Penis Enlargement Pills aka Party Thread aka Poetry Thread

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Fidel, get back to work, I don't wanna read this crap.

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And-a ooh-ohh
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Well, I guess it is better than freeper trolls.

Do you think Sophia gets paid by the thread started?

Annoying as these are, gotta suck (and not in the knee trembling, date of your dreams kinda way) to have this as your source of income.

"When I came from old country, only job I could get was as penis enlargment spammer.  What a great country."

Jebus. 

And sadly, a few pithy remarks by Ken Burch have been lost in the deletion of the gajillion other threads that sophia started.

Because you guys seem to be having such fun, I'm keeping this one open. This is what I get for waking up too frikking early on a Saturday morning, and clearly before oldgoat does his usual commercial spam deletion thing. And only on babble can we express support for the worker, even under such extreme conditions. You guys are special, seriously.

But wait a second.

Essay writing spam and now penis enlargement spam? Should babblers be insulted by the tenor of the presumed target audience of babble? Men who can't write properly AND have size issues? 

OMG, it IS a Liberal plot.

Are you sure the political t-shirt guy isn't also obliquely trying to advertise his site? Seeing as how he just signed up today and all...

Hmmm. Good thinking jas. But I checked out his profile and I don't think so. But if he was I fell for it, damn. Always trying to be helpful.

Okay, back to the topic.

Is this the newest party thread or not?

I'm thinking for the sake of bandwidth, this thread should be merged with that other thread that addresses health issues, "Chasing the Dangling Carrot."

(okay I'm going away now)

I think it should be the new poetry thread.

I think all poems in this thread should start with the line "Best penis enlargement pills"

Who's first?

.

Well I got up at about 11, and still deleted a bunch of commercial spammers from the users list. As well, I clear them out of the blogs columns and news item comments sections.

Maysie, do you know how to spot the bots before they even post?

When you have powers like that bucko, you don't need any enhancement!

No.

All through January I was so busy crying about Michelle leaving that I forgot to ask her to give me a tutorial about how to use my powers. That I've had all this time and don't know how to use. Maybe we should take this conversation out of the thread. It's not very poetic.

From the main forum menu it just said "Best penis..." - so I had to look. 

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guaranteed by desperate shills

to improve the phallus of one who wills

and pays the resulting credit card bills

Thanks Doug for starting us off.

Haiku for sophia

Maysie wakes, finds threads

"Best penis enlargement pills"

Poems, mirth, ensue

P.S.I broke my own rule, but the seven syllable phrase was irresistible.

P.P.S. Yes I'm aware that each time someone posts, this thread gets bumped to rabble's front page.

Here's an old joke:

Why are men better than women at reading road maps?

Only a man could look at an inch and think it's a mile.

Yes I am very surprised that people still use inches when referring to penis size, if there was ever an instance where the metric measurement should have a larger or more extensive appeal....

Well if you insist on haiku's

Maysie awoken

To find Sophia's wee pills

Leave her limp with mirth

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Can only dream, vainly,

Of turning a molehill

Into a mountain.

Um babble poetry slam?? Who's with me?

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Are seen by some

As the one

As the only

As the true

As the singular

Way

To improve

oneself

As a man.

Why not try

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Instead?

After all,

Your mind

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When other things

don't.

Ken wins!

Your powers flow from what i call 'assumption'. assume everyone is launching personal attacks and assume that everyone is a troll - even yourself. act on those assumptions!

show this board the ban hammer!

oh, i forgot...penis enlargement pillz. they also facilitate moderating?

I don't know. I can't remember where i was going with all this.

I don't even wanna think about how that would work.

I was pretty sure he knows Oldgoat.  *ducks* 

Dude, I meant for *me*.

Well, um, err, thought "closing for length" was cute. 

Perhaps, just "closing" would work better. 

Blue pills for the mind;

I'll take a case.

Will credit due.

jeez, talk about an erection that won't go away!

The Point is that when things are good, we exhibit behaviours that
make us feel even better. So when we're not feeling good, we should do
them anyway. When doing your dishes or making a cup of tea seems like
a Herculean task, then phone a friend and ask them to help. They love
to help. That's why of the 6,000,000,000 people on Earth, they're your
friends. There is no greater gift than to ask for help from somebody
who has the capacity to do so. And there's no greater crime than
turning that person down for no good reason.

I was alone feeling so sad

and those dishes with their dirty minds said clean us

in the kitchen scantily clad

i called a friend to come help enlarge my penis

now that we both feel really glad

doing the dishes, soap bubbles bring dreams of venus

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