The latest from our friends at The Satire Project. If you want to see more of their irreverent take on Canadian politics, then please donate a few dollars to their fundraising campaign.
Attn: Alien Masters at Koch Brothers International
Dear Andrew and David:
I have hijacked 90 per cent of the B.C. Salmon harvest and, pursuant to your orders, I have rendered the resulting slurry into fuel suitable for our android the Prime Minister. The pot-smoking halfwits of British Columbia can mourn their pink friends with “Hug a Fish Day” while the extracted Omega 3s fuel their worst enemy.