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World applauds as Canada achieves gender equality

| April 1, 2014

Ottawa situation report: Harper does the chicken hawk

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Embassies around the world routinely prepare situation reports or sitreps: assessments of host governments and their leaders. Foreign offices request these reports be updated prior to bilateral consultations or international meetings.

In advance of the emergency G7 meeting held in Holland on Monday March 24, an Ottawa embassy sitrep was circulated among European Union foreign ministries. This portrait of PM Harper and Canadian foreign policy under his direction is reproduced below.



When a government protects workers by criminalizing them

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Imagine for a moment, if the debate over prostitution laws was aimed at other types of workers...

In a bold move aimed at protecting workers from exploitation while on the job, the government today passed a new law that criminalizes most employers and customers. The law addresses the void left by the Supreme Court of Canada in December 2013, when it struck down laws that it said prevented workers from taking safety measures to protect themselves from abusive customers, but which the government said were designed to prevent people from working, period.

Problem? Ask a CEO (That's Chief Expert Officer to you, buddy!)

| March 4, 2014
David J. Climenhaga

Alberta government confused by plan to give 'non-essential' workers paid time off at Christmas, New Year's

| March 1, 2014

Video: Oscars 2014 best actor in a leading role -- Canadian style

It is Oscars time! And there is no shortage of contenders. Operation Maple has provided a sneak preview of the big 'winners' this year. Will it be Rob Ford? Justin Beiber? You may be surprised by the winner. Or maybe not.

David J. Climenhaga

Nova Scotia premier assailed for embarrassingly low travel bill

| February 5, 2014
David J. Climenhaga

Criminal employers are employers too, Alberta government spokesman says, but illegal strikes are still illegal

| January 10, 2014

Taking liberties: Santa Claus rejects NORAD escort, may be placed on no-fly list

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In a little-noticed news release from the North Pole, a jolly senior citizen has asked that his image not be co-opted this holiday season by the Canadian War Department and NORAD. In addition, the gentleman, who identified himself as Santa Claus, also refused the militarized escort that NORAD said would be tracking his annual flight around the world.

Karl Nerenberg

Still working on your convention speech, Mr. Harper? May we suggest this top ten list?

| November 1, 2013
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