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OTTAWA - A poll conducted among the that-one-unbearable-person-on-facebook demographic has shown that the Conservative party is polling above 95 per cent.
"Polls of people with any basic decency show Harper coming in a distant third," said pollster Margaret Duchamp. "But that seems to be exactly why the country’s that-one-friend-on-facebook-whose-profile-picture-is-him-shooting-a-gun-or-holding-a-fish is supporting him so strongly."