Laugh Harper clean out of 24 Sussex, please post your progressive election Jokes here

I think the best final stretch tactic to blow Harper out of office, (and, Incidentally, to Make

Jack our Prime Minister... NDP minority, with Green Support/oversight, Anyone?) is to

send Canadians Laughing to the polls, so let's think up and circulate the best

progressive political Jokes we can think of.

eg.

Harper taught me my ABC's....Anything But Conservative!

How do you fix an old car, or a broken Canada? First, you gotta Jack it up, and then you have to

dig through the layer of Dirt underneath, To fund out what's REALLY broken!

Only Then do you have any hope of fixing it!

I'm sure we can think of more.

P.S. Aristotle said; (loosely translated) "The Purpose of Humour is the Ridicule of the Unjust and

Unprincipled!"