Getting back to the OP, I was going to suggest one of two things:
1) Failure to keep up to date lists of who is to be put up against the wall come that happy day.
With apologies to Gilbert and Sullivan...
As some day it may happen that a victim must be found,
I've got a little list — I've got a little list
Of society offenders who might well be underground,
And who never would be missed — who never would be missed!
There’s careerist opportunists who kiss up to bureaucrats
And anyone who is a member of the young New Democrats
The Marxist academic who thinks he’s all that rad,
Who hasen’t done a thing since he was an undergrad
And worst of all the bore who is a campus journalist.
They’d none of them be missed, they’d none of them be missed
You may put them on the list, you may put them on the list
For they'd none of them be missed, they'd none of them be missed
There’s the person at the meeting who doesn’t know his place
And that bloody trotskyist! I’ve got him on the list!
And the people who eat vegan food and shove it in your face
(say, how’s the vegetarian option tonight?)
And the lifestyle anarchist! They never would be missed!
Then the idiot denouncing with enthusiastic tone
All leftist groups but his and every party but his own
All leftist fashionistas who own a stupid hat
All persons who disagree with me about Kronstadt
And that singular anomaly, the Labour Zionist,
I don’t think he’d be missed; I’m sure he won’t be missed
There’s the 9/11 truther, and the others of his kind
And the anti-flouride-ist! I’ve got him on the list!
The way they think the masons are out to read your mind
I think we’ve got the gist! I’ve got you on my list!
And high-and-mighty activists of an overbearing kind,
Such as what-do-you-call him, what’s her face and also… never mind
(Oh, where to begin)
All leftist event planners who want to host a star,
She couldn’t get one this time; she got me so there you are
And worst of all the leftie who’s an opera lyricist,
I don’t think he’d be missed, so I've got him on the list