I laying in bed in my freezing cold home thanks to that damn ice storm and it occurs to me as I type on my cellphone that the real reason the Harper Tories keep winning is because deep down inside most Canadian are in favour of Global Warming especially if it means no more winter.
Maybe if we in the NDP promise to end winter people will vote for us. Just think of how awesome it would be ic there was no more cold, no more ice, no more snow. Maybe disney world would open up a disney world Canada theme park.
In other news Rob Ford is an asshole and he should be hung by his short and curlies for not declaring a state of emergency and so should Wynn for letting it be up to him. And Stephen Harper, because he charges provinces for help during enemeryencies the asshole.
If this doesn't make sense, just blame the ice on my brain. And Justin Trudeau. Not sure why, I just don't like him.
If I die from the cold, I want to be cremated and my ashes forced fed to All three accursed governments.
PS.The Norse were right, Hell is cold.