I can't stop laughing at this awesome report! :D :D
So Not-Joe the Not-Plumber has now gone from not-plumbing, to being Joe The Candidate, to Joe the Country Star, to Joe the War Correspondent.
This, of course, after Not-Joe, expert that he is on Middle Eastern
affairs, publicly maintained that the election of Obama would lead to
the "death of Israel". Oddly enough, Israel appears to live, given that Sammy is heading there to war-correspond and whatnot.I fully expect that on my next trip to the ER, the resident will be
one Samuel J. Wurzelbacher. After all, it's important to involve
Average Joes in the health-care industry, so as to prevent the field
from being dominated by all these elitist M.D.'s.One has to wonder why so many exciting new career changes are
actually necessary for Not-Joe, given the lucrative not-plumbing
business he was prepared to start which would have crippled him under
the new SOCIALIST tax plan. I guess a $250,000 not-plumbing business
doesn't go as far as it used to.
Hahaha! I love it!
Good article michelle. Yeah funny how 250,000 doesn't pay the bills these days. I wonder what the would do if they had, you knowm average family incomes of 50,000 a year. Or worse single family incomes of 35,000 a year...poor buggers, might have to cut trips to alaska.
LMFAO!!
Joe the Plumber, war correspondnet? Man, every day it gets harder and ahrder to tell news programs from reality shows where people eat shit to win a thousand bucks.
Does anyone watch Bill maher's show? Every week he gives a list of "new rules" and the first show after the election he said "New rule: Obama's first act in office must be to raise Joe the Plumber's taxes. Not ALL middle class taxes. Just his. Congratulations, Joe the Plumber. You're in a tax bracket of one!"
I came across this bit of 'news' yesterday and I thought it was joke, like an Onion type joke. It was funny enough as joke. Now I get to laugh two days in row.
Thanks Not Joe!
Joe the Putz. That's one job he's good at.
You know what the sad part is? The news is what the smart people watch.
Ouch my head hurts. I think that's te problem, if the 'smart' people get their info from the likes of fox and Joe The Reporter, and these are the people that other looks to, is there any wonder why there is a dumbing down of a nation. I have noticed a parrallel trend here as of late.
I wish I could take credit finding this, but all the credit goes to Scott Piatkowski...
Not-Joe the Not-Plumber and Now-Reporter says "media should be abolished" from reporting on war.
This guy is hilarious! I think he's a left-wing agent provocateur, pretending to be a right-wing "moran". I mean, you can't make up satire this good!
Disinformation is quickly reaching the point where I don't even trust what I am saying anymore.
The title of this thread makes me chuckle every time I see it. Do we have a Hall of Fame for thread titles? This one is a shoo-in for such an honour.
I wish I could take credit for it, but I just paraphrased the Daily Kos post. :)
I think they should have gone to a journalism school where individuals were actually pursuing journalism as a career choice and done a streeter on their reaction to this particular hiring decision.
Hey, I could do that at Ryerson! :D
Now that guy takes going up the ladder seriously!!!
Amazing really that some people could actually, you know, buy into what he is saying.
But your link does not work Scott.
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"watching the tide roll away"
this link does not work either
[url=http://www.alternet.org/blogs/video/132629/joe_the_plumber_tells_conserv... love-in causes Joe to declare "I'm horny"[/url]
Seriously, you can't make this shit up.
[URL=http://www.salon.com/politics/war_room/2009/02/03/joe/index.html?source=... From plumber to reporter to GOP strategist[/url]
Woo hoo! The Republican Party has a bright future!
Now both links work. Posting links here used to be infinitely easier... and everyone could tell that they were links. Sigh.
Thanks scott, perhaps this was the straw that renders him gone? Seems they did not like the use of horny!
Oh man, that's so funny. This lends support to my theory that he's really a lefty agent provocateur. :D
Now he's proving that he's a bigot as well as an idiot.
[url=http://www.christianitytoday.com/ct/2009/mayweb-only/118-13.0.html?start... Today profile[/url]
There is so much wrong with that statement, I don't even know where to start. Honky? Hahahaha!
This guy's a scream. He hurts whatever cause he embraces, so this is great news. :D
We only hurt the ones we love.
He woudn't let them anywhere near his children yet he calls them friends. I wonder what they call him.
Too bad they found him so late - he could have been Vice President. How many people could have made Dubya look smart and urbane?
Maybe he and Miss California can get married!
Ummm...... how the hell can you even satire this?
oh wait a sec.....
From random politics
Good news! [url=http://www.alternet.org/blogs/peek/141044/god_tells_joe_the_plumber_not_... tells Joe the Plumber not to run for office[/url]
seriously, why is everyone following this right-wing, bigotted, nutbar of nurbars? He's just going to end up going to cover war, kicking himself out, stratgize for republicams while furiously masturbating, wait for god to tell him whether to run for office or not, then get beaten to death by his gay 'friends' (although they may just be straight guys who drink coors lite, which isn't manly enough for not-joe so he calls them 'gay').
we need to stop paying attention to this guy. He isn't a left-wing plant, he's a right-wing lightning rod to draw us away from stories that really matter.
I can see the votes rolling in for the Palin / Plumber ticket in 2012, after all there is democracy LOL and the people would be electing their own, Sarah just a regular gun loving woman and everyman Joe, not some elitists who are friends with bankers.
It is funny but also horrifying, it seems we have arrived at the Age of Idiocy.
He's like a train wreck. Horrifying, but you can't look away.
[url=http://www.alternet.org/blogs/rights/142012/joe_the_plumber_on_pelosi%3A... says he wants to "beat the living tar out" of Nancy Pelosi[/url], but he insists that this shouldn't be taken as advocating violence.
Holy crap. He also suggests kicking kids with your shoes on is a good parenting method.
What a thug.
In that thuggish vein, apparently militias are now showing up to the Obama's health care townhall sessions fully armed.
The right wing media thugs oblique calls to violence appear to be working. One can only imagine what Joe's words will do.
Next incarnation: Comedian.
And brace yourself, here it is... Youtube link.
"Last year, former Gov. Mike Huckabee took home top honors."
That doesn't surprise me. Somehow, I enjoy listening to that guy, even though I really, really shouldn't...
Ha! That "comedy" routine is painful to watch. I got the embarassment cringes.
Not-Joe should probably keep his day job. Whatever that is this week.