Do Communists Have Better Sex?

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N.Beltov N.Beltov's picture
Do Communists Have Better Sex?

"This film, a mixture of scholarly research and light-hearted presentations of stereotypes about the role of sex in divided Germany (from the end of the Second World War to the fall of the Berlin Wall), is a welcome addition to recent discussions of sexuality in East and West Germany."

 Warning: Sexual content may cause distress to Conservatives and other misanthropes.  

 

http://mrzine.monthlyreview.org/blessing110309.html

Catchfire Catchfire's picture

As a communist I can say safely that no, we don't.

Tommy_Paine

That's because no Communist is in the mood for sex after a twelve hour discussion concerning what is meant by "do", "Communists", "have", "better" and "sex".

Wink

 

Maysie Maysie's picture

Catchfire wrote:
As a communist I can say safely that no, we don't.

Speak for yourself, pinko.  

Maysie Maysie's picture

Tommy_Paine wrote:

That's because no Communist is in the mood for sex after a twelve hour discussion concerning what is meant by "do", "Communists", "have", "better" and "sex".

Tommy, are you confusing "Communist" with "post-structuralist" again? 

Caissa

No, he's confusing "sex" with "discussuion boards".Wink

remind remind's picture

Really who cares?

Moreover,  "better" sex is a realtive reality to the individual(s).

Slumberjack

Since I've never been able to attract the interest of a communist, and not for lack of trying, I have nothing to go with for an answer.

al-Qa'bong

Like I always say to the missus,  “From each according to his ability, to each according to his needs.”

Unionist

Full marx for al-Qa'bong's answer!!!

N.Beltov N.Beltov's picture

I'm wondering what the missus says in reply to al-Q's clever reMarx. Maybe something like, "When you start doing half of the housework, buster, ... "

al-Qa'bong

What makes you think I don't?

N.Beltov N.Beltov's picture

Meh. I'm less than perfect so I just assumed that you were as well.

Catchfire Catchfire's picture

Wait, I didn't realize we were talking about sex with someone else...

Michelle

Ha, Catchfire. :D

Caissa

Is this thread in Rabble Reactions at all related?

 What the heck does it mean that a thread is "sticky"?

al-Qa'bong

N.Beltov wrote:
Meh. I'm less than perfect so I just assumed that you were as well.

 

Well, I didn't say you were wrong.

Cueball Cueball's picture

I only ever had sex with one Communist Party member and they said it was great.

Cueball Cueball's picture

Actually that's wrong. I have had sex with two members of the Communist party, and they both said it was great... oh wait... three members of the Communist party, but the last, alas was not as enthusiastic as the other two, so, my experience is that 2 out of 3 Communists have "better sex" than the other Communist.

Pride for Red D...

We should conduct an empirical study.

martin dufresne

Sure, cuz Communists get to define it as better.

al-Qa'bong

Pride for Red Dolores wrote:
We should conduct an empirical study.

 

May I be part of the control group?

 

Please...comrades...

Tommy_Paine

Caissa wrote:
No, he's confusing "sex" with "discussuion boards".Wink

 

Yeah, well, I often get metaphorically screwed enough here that you should understand and sympathise with my confusion.

 

Laughing

Tommy_Paine

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Tommy, are you confusing "Communist" with "post-structuralist" again? 

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The only "post structuralist" I know makes specialized furniture for those into a certain sexuality.

Hmmm.

Maybe capitalists do have more fun.  They're always talking about stocks and bonds.