You Say It's Your Birthday

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G. Muffin
You Say It's Your Birthday

What's the song?
I Will by The Beatles
I'm 43 and exhibiting symptoms.
My sister died at age 43.
So how's it going with you?

Michelle

It's going okay.  Is it your birthday today?  Are you having a good one so far?

G. Muffin

Good one, Michelle.

I'm doing one liners today.  Are you asking me to indulge my personal information over the Internet whilst I spray it to everybodyelsewantstohearyourg?ibberish.com?  Huh.  It's 712 EFA, you're in Toronto.  Are you ready to do what I tell you to do?

If not, sign out.  Quick. 

SHUT DOWN THE INTERNET IN TIME FOR THE 2010 OLYMPICS.  GET GORDON CAMPBELL'S ATTENTION.  ABUSE YOUR WIKITHORITY.  And stop reading Ayn Rand.

Because she's an idiot.

And also dead.

Another tragic irony lost on the unwashed.  Like me.  Michelle, will you help me?  I'm at a fork in the road.  Should I take it?  You took philosophy right?  Dalhousie?  (Please say witty punch line mega failblog.org super duper thing here and paste it in before you send this comment to the Web.)

Okay, I promise.

Jump.  Flames.  David Foster Wallace.

Don't bother calling 911 unless you tell them (for some reason) that I'm at home and I need a ride to meet the candy man at 1000 EFA to meet my mom so we can discuss my eventual release from the EMP as a VOLUNTARY FUCKING PATIENT.

e. fuller torrey, let me introduce you to my friend Mr. Konkers.  He's a pit bull.  Lab, border collie, yadda yadda, but his metaphor is a pit bull.

jOKE:  wHAT DO YOU GET WHEN YOU CROSS A PHILOSOPHER AND AN ENGLISH TEACHER?

Noah_Scape

What DO you get when you cross a philosopher and an english teacher? Spelling mistakes? Puns? Tell us, SVP!!

Quoted:

"And stop reading Ayn Rand.

Because she's an idiot.

And also dead."

 

She is DEAD? No wonder she gets away with being a crazy straight white woman!! I tried to read her Atlas crap, and for years I thought I was just not smart enough to comprehend what she was saying because "it just didn't make any sense to me". Since then I have discovered that Ayn Rand just doesn't make sense, it wasn't me after all. She and Pres. Reagan have been thouroughly discredited by the 2008 financial services industry crash.

"edited for spelling mistakes" {did i do it right?}

 

Polly B Polly B's picture

I hope G. Pie is okay and got the help she was looking for.

 

Can she still check her inbox or is that part of the account suspension?

Michelle

I'm not sure - I think probably not.  I hope she is okay too.  G. Pie, if you're reading this, I think you have our e-mail addresses - michelle AT rabble DOT ca, and oldgoat AT rabble DOT ca.  Please do e-mail us when you're ready.

G. Muffin

Did somebody mention dysfunction?

This is an area of expertise of mine.

Please state the question.

G. Muffin

Polly B wrote:

I hope G. Pie is okay and got the help she was looking for.

 

Can she still check her inbox or is that part of the account suspension?

Yes, all around.

G. Muffin

Michelle wrote:

I'm not sure - I think probably not.  I hope she is okay too.  G. Pie, if you're reading this, I think you have our e-mail addresses - michelle AT rabble DOT ca, and oldgoat AT rabble DOT ca.  Please do e-mail us when you're ready.

Yesterday.

G. Muffin

All better now, if you're interested.  Slept from 900 to 1000 = 13 hours.  Plus naps.  The cats rule the world.  The dogs just follow The Rules.