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The Best Magazine Articles Ever

Nice list here, from kk.org

Highlights so far:

John Updike, "Hub Fans Bid Kid Adieu." The New Yorker, October 22, 1960. (Ted Williams' last game)

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He was second up in the eighth. This was almost certainly his last time to come to the plate in Fenway Park, and instead of merely cheering, as we had at his three previous appearances, we stood, all of us—stood and applauded. Have you ever heard applause in a ballpark? Just applause—no calling, no whistling, just an ocean of handclaps, minute after minute, burst after burst, crowding and running together in continuous succession like the pushes of surf at the edge of the sand. It was a sombre and considered tumult. There was not a boo in it. It seemed to renew itself out of a shifting set of memories as the kid, the Marine, the veteran of feuds and failures and injuries, the friend of children, and the enduring old pro evolved down the bright tunnel of twenty-one summers toward this moment. At last, the umpire signalled for Fisher to pitch; with the other players, he had been frozen in position. Only Williams had moved during the ovation, switching his hat impatiently, ignoring everything except his cherished task. Fisher wound up, and the applause sank into a hush.

David Foster Wallace, "The String Theory." Esquire, July 1996.

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If you’ve played tennis at least a little, you probably have some idea how hard a game is to play really well. I submit to you that you really have no idea at all. I know I didn’t. And television doesn’t really allow you to appreciate what real top-level players can do -- how hard they’re actually hitting the ball, and with what control and tactical imagination and artistry. I got to watch Michael Joyce practice several times right up close, like six feet and a chain-link fence away. This is a man who, at full run, can hit a fast-moving tennis ball into a one-foot square area seventy-eight feet away over a net, hard. He can do this something like more than 90 percent of the time. And this is the world’s seventy-ninth-best player, one who has to play the Montreal qualies.

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But it’s better for us not to know the kinds of sacrifices the professional-grade athlete has made to get so very good at one particular thing. Oh, we’ll invoke lush clichés about the lonely heroism of Olympic athletes, the pain and analgesia of football, the early rising and hours of practice and restricted diets, the preflight celibacy, et cetera. But the actual facts of the sacrifices repel us when we see them: basketball geniuses who cannot read, sprinters who dope themselves, defensive tackles who shoot up with bovine hormones until they collapse or explode. We prefer not to consider closely the shockingly vapid and primitive comments uttered by athletes in postcontest interviews or to consider what impoverishments in one’s mental life would allow people actually to think the way great athletes seem to think. Note the way “up close and personal” profiles of professional athletes strain so hard to find evidence of a rounded human life -- outside interests and activities, values beyond the sport. We ignore what’s obvious, that most of this straining is farce. It’s farce because the realities of top-level athletics today require an early and total commitment to one area of excellence. An ascetic focus 37. A subsumption of almost all other features of human life to one chosen talent and pursuit. A consent to live in a world that, like a child’s world, is very small.

Edward W. Said "The Clash of Ignorance." The Nation, October 22, 2001.

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One further reason for its persistence is the increased presence of Muslims all over Europe and the United States. Think of the populations today of France, Italy, Germany, Spain, Britain, America, even Sweden, and you must concede that Islam is no longer on the fringes of the West but at its center. But what is so threatening about that presence? Buried in the collective culture are memories of the first great Arab-Islamic conquests, which began in the seventh century and which, as the celebrated Belgian historian Henri Pirenne wrote in his landmark book Mohammed and Charlemagne (1939), shattered once and for all the ancient unity of the Mediterranean, destroyed the Christian-Roman synthesis and gave rise to a new civilization dominated by northern powers (Germany and Carolingian France) whose mission, he seemed to be saying, is to resume defense of the "West" against its historical-cultural enemies. What Pirenne left out, alas, is that in the creation of this new line of defense the West drew on the humanism, science, philosophy, sociology and historiography of Islam, which had already interposed itself between Charlemagne's world and classical antiquity. Islam is inside from the start, as even Dante, great enemy of Mohammed, had to concede when he placed the Prophet at the very heart of his Inferno.

Jonathan Lethem, "The Ecstasy of Influence: A Plagiarism." Harper's Magazine, February 2007.

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Any text is woven entirely with citations, references, echoes, cultural languages, which cut across it through and through in a vast stereophony. The citations that go to make up a text are anonymous, untraceable, and yet already read; they are quotations without inverted commas. The kernel, the soul—let us go further and say the substance, the bulk, the actual and valuable material of all human utterances—is plagiarism. For substantially all ideas are secondhand, consciously and unconsciously drawn from a million outside sources, and daily used by the garnerer with a pride and satisfaction born of the superstition that he originated them; whereas there is not a rag of originality about them anywhere except the little discoloration they get from his mental and moral caliber and his temperament, and which is revealed in characteristics of phrasing. Old and new make the warp and woof of every moment. There is no thread that is not a twist of these two strands. By necessity, by proclivity, and by delight, we all quote. Neurological study has lately shown that memory, imagination, and consciousness itself is stitched, quilted, pastiched. If we cut-and-paste our selves, might we not forgive it of our artworks

The list given is high on sports and low on women. There's a Joan Didion offering listed, but it's not my favourite: although I'd include pretty much all of Slouching Toward Bethlehem. Any other suggestions from a leftist point of view?

 

6079_Smith_W

Neat. 

They're also all American magazines. Not that that is a bad thing, but it does narrow the perspective a bit. 

Catchfire Catchfire's picture

Yeah, I noticed that too--but America is pretty much the heartland of magazine journalism. It's just not the same elsewhere. But diverse, this list ain't. Any other suggestions come to mind? We could create a rabble-authorized best of list. I'd still include Lethem's iece on plagiarism, though. It's brilliant from start to finish.

6079_Smith_W

I'm interested. I may have to get down to the library and dig through microfiche to find some of my favourites though.

George Victor

Long ago, (October ,2004) The Walrus published Marci McDonald's The Man Behind Stephen Harper.  Then Walrus became just another magazine trying not to alienate advertisers.  It has been revivified, lately, did not have to link up with or completely emulate Harper's to survive. But Harper's February, 2008 carried an explanation of the necessity of market bubbles The Next Bubble(guy named Eric Janszen) and reified the need for that magazine in the great scheme of things. But there is so little critical writing as we descend toward  environmental collapse, eh?

skdadl

Oh, for pity's sake. Forgive the age-ism here, but how old is the twerpy young whippersnapper who assembled that list? He's got TWO David Foster Wallaces in his top five? And he goes back only to 1945? Lord save us from drippy young American men.

Even if we're just doing Merkins, the New Yorker began publishing in 1925, and yon twerp has missed out there the whole of the Round Table, most of whom could write circles around David Foster Wallace, plus merely minor talents like Nabokov and Hemingway -- well, I mean, I could go on for hours.

The original version of Vanity Fair (1913-36) published brilliant stuff from the likes of Helen Lawrenson, whose notorious article "Latins Are Lousy Lovers" should certainly be on that list -- Lawrenson was one of the greatest American essayists of the C20, although women like her probably make drippy young men nervous.

Esquire was founded in 1932 and has had several periods of brilliance -- its first editor, Arnold Gingrich, is deservedly a publishing legend. Twerpy young man is right to include a number of the original Esquire New Journalism articles from the sixties in his list, but for crying out loud, where is Terry Southern, "Twirling at Ole Miss" (1962), which Tom Wolfe himself says marked the invention of the New Journalism (and which is hysterically funny)? Where is Nora Ephron with "A Few Words about Breasts" (1975) and a lot of other things? Where is Viet Nam?

And there's much more, of course, even among Merkin magazines -- Harper's, the Nation -- I'm just doing this off top of head.

Canadian magazines have had some interesting moments -- a young Peter Gzowski wrote an interesting profile of a young, pre-politics Pierre Trudeau in Maclean's at some point, eg. If I think longer, I'll come up with more -- Marci McDonald's earlier stuff, certainly.

It's harder for most of us to think of European, even UK examples, although Granta pops into my mind right away. Their post-9/11 issue, in which they published dozens of short essays by English writers on British attitudes to the U.S., is a riveting classic -- watch Harold Pinter curse the Americans, watch Michael Ignatieff do his usual reversion to the fetal position, all that sort of stuff.

Well. There's a start. It would be nice to see the young getting back their edge, and I'm not talking David Foster Wallace.

 

 

Papal Bull

I took an online test, which said that the writing that I submitted for analysis was most similar to Wallace. I later tossed another piece in, it said I wrote like Dan Brown. Ouch.

 

Regardless, one of my favorite magazine articles ever I stumbled upon in late high school when I found a super old issue of 'Wired' at my aunt and uncle's house.

Disneyland with the Death Penalty

http://www.wired.com/wired/archive/1.04/gibson.html

 

I <3's me ma Gibson and go on a Gibson kick once a year. Spread the message of gritty sci-fi, I say.

6079_Smith_W

Still looking.

There are some articles I am still trying to track down. Haven't even gotten into my Harpers collection.

If I were to choose a Hunter Thompson article I would have chosen his RS piece about Oscar Acosta "The Banshee Screams for Buffalo Meat" because it gives an important backstory to their much more famous tale and makes it clear they weren't just a couple of drugged lunatics on a roadtrip to Vegas.

Also, I assume reportage is just as welcome as analysis. I remember hearing this piece read on the radio some years back. All the analysis necessary is in that last paragraph.

http://www.ilr.cornell.edu/trianglefire/texts/stein_ootss/ootss_wgs.html

There is one article I know I won't find, but it has a comment I remember well. It's by Gordon Liddy, commenting about the imbalance in prison life (I think it was for Look Magazine). Liddy said that the prisoner population was a cross-section of society from the very intelligent to the unintelligent, and from the principled to the untrustworthy. The guard population was almost exclusively "failed cops". which made them very vindictive. Even though he probably took some license (and I don't recall a comment about race, but I read this decades ago as a teenager) I am sure there is some truth to it.

And while H.L Mencken was a two-edged sword, when he cut the right way he had an effect, hard to find actual articles by him online, sadly, but there is this:

http://www.nieman.harvard.edu/reportsitem.aspx?id=100441

I am also looking for something from Jessica Mitford (speaking of non-American and non-male).

By contrast, there is a site where you can find pretty much every bit of newspaper copy Mark Twain ever wrote.

 

 

Star Spangled C...

Catchfire, where did you get that Wallace article? It's one of my favourite essays of all time but I originally read it in his essay collection "A Supposedly Fun Thing I'll Never Do Again" under a different name.

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SSC: It was in the list linked to in the OP. You'd probably enjoy (have probably already enjoyed) DFW's "Federer as Religious Experience" only because it is about the sublime majesty that was Roger Federer in his prime--although I don't agree with the contributing writers that it is better than "String Theory," which is a far more interesting and revelatory article. But I'm interested these days in a) the mentality required to be a world-class athlete (cf. Agassi's recent confessions) and b) what it takes to be just a "pretty good" world-class athlete: that is, the 75th, 134th, 345th best so-and-so at a sport--you know, the kind we never hear about.

I think about the footballer who plays for a second-tier Scottish or Portuguese side. How much better is he than me, and how much worse is he than Lionel Messi? Answer: a lot.

@Smith: I love and hate Mencken! But the man can write.

Stargazer

here is a link to the article you mentioned George:

 

http://www.walrusmagazine.com/articles/the-man-behind-stephen-harper-tom...

George Victor

Thanks.  It's one of the best (most informing) on Canadian politics in this century....so far   :)  I hope that Walrus is again making itself relevant with the disappearance of Ken Alexander.

al-Qa'bong

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Oh, for pity's sake. Forgive the age-ism here, but how old is the twerpy young whippersnapper who assembled that list? He's got TWO David Foster Wallaces in his top five? And he goes back only to 1945? Lord save us from drippy young American men.

Even if we're just doing Merkins, the New Yorker began publishing in 1925, and yon twerp has missed out there the whole of the Round Table, most of whom could write circles around David Foster Wallace, plus merely minor talents like Nabokov and Hemingway -- well, I mean, I could go on for hours.

 

Bah, 20th-century moderns.

 

I defy anyone to name a piece of writing better than "Signs of the Times," which Thomas Carlyle published in the Edinburgh Review in 1829. I could go on about the wealth of writing found in such periodicals as Blackwood's and Fraser's Magazine, but instead will direct you to the Wellesley Index to Victorian Periodicals lest I be accused of undue pedantry.

 

skdadl

skdadl copyedited the last dead-tree volume of the Wellesley Index (1988). Admirable though the index is and charming though skdadl's main American contact was, the experience is not one of skdadl's happier memories.

al-Qa'bong

You didn't have to research any anonymous authors to verify their contributions, did you?

skdadl

al-Qa'bong wrote:

You didn't have to research any anonymous authors to verify their contributions, did you?

What a thought. al-Q, you have just given me a credential to use in my application to join Julian Assange in Iceland (or a country to be named later) -- an ambition driven purely by political principle, you understand. I've been sitting here wracking my brains, trying to figure out how I could, um, well, er ... yes, well, help the WikiLeaks group. 

But actually, no. I did almost nothing of substance on the index, not even what a copyeditor would normally do with an ms. I mean, the thing is vast, and even by then, we were facing such severe financial problems in book publishing that no one would commit to my going through everything line by line (which would have been deeply boring, o' course). We let the Wellesley people more or less do their own copyediting, with me alerting an "operator" to all the various categories of things that had to be coded for. I was otherwise more or less the mailperson between the real editors and the operator. It was excruciating and infuriating, but it taught me a lot about where the biz was going. (Hint: downhill, fast.)

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I kind of consider magazine publishing to be a modernist thing, maybe high-modernist, with the peak coming around WW2 (and new journalism being kind of a short-lived pomo revision). Nineteenth-century periodicals don't quite have the genre down, I don't think. Good writing, sure. But would it qualify as magazine writing in the contemporary sense?

Anyway, it's a group of twerpy twenty-somethings, I think. Maybe all of them men (probably, since there are only three women there). The so-called top five comes from the number of recommendations each story got. So call them the top-five-most-popular-magazine-stories-among-male-bloggers-born-in-the-1980s-of-all-time. I'm sure we can do better.

500_Apples

It's very hard to find a good magazine nowadays. They tend to come off as desperate with all the sensationalist stories, meanwhile the socio-political analysis is often ultra-simplistic and totally divorced from historical and broader political context, a symptom no doubt of the intellectual vaccum in which some of the publishers and marketers operate.

For science, American Scientist is pretty decent, not to be confused with Scientific American.

For non-science, I recently tried Dissent, it was pretty dull.

500_Apples

From the Tennis article "string theory"

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Stade Jarry's Stadium Court is adjoined on the north by Court One, or the Grandstand Court, a slightly smaller venue with seats on only one side and a capacity of forty-eight hundred. A five-story scoreboard lies just west of the Grandstand, and by late afternoon both courts are rectangularly shadowed. There are also eight nonstadium courts in canvas-fenced enclosures scattered across the grounds. There are very few paying customers on the grounds on Saturday, but there are close to a hundred world-class players: big spidery French guys with gelled hair, American kids with peeling noses and Pac-10 sweats, lugubrious Germans, bored-looking Italians. There are blank-eyed Swedes and pockmarked Colombians and cyberpunkish Brits. Malevolent Slavs with scary haircuts...

By the way, if you're interested, the ATP tour updates and publishes its world ranking weekly, and the rankings constitute a nomological orgy that makes for truly first-rate bathroom reading. As of this writing, Mahesh Bhudapathi is 284th, Luis Lobo 411th. There's Martin Sinner and Guy Forget. There's Adolf Musil and Jonathan Venison and Javier Frana and Leander Paes. There's -- no kidding -- Cyril Suk. Rodolfo Ramos-Paganini is 337th, Alex Lopez-Moron is 174th. Gilad Bloom is 228th and Zoltan Nagy is 414th. Names out of some postmodern Dickens: Udo Riglewski and Louis Gloria and Francisco Roig and Alexander Mronz. The twenty-ninth-best player in the world is named Slava Dosedel. There's Claude N'Goran and Han-Cheol Shin (276th but falling fast) and Horacio de la Peña and Marcus Barbosa and Amos Mansdorf and Mariano Hood. Andres Zingman is currently ranked two places above Sander Groen. Horst Skoff and Kris Goossens and Thomas Hogstedt are all ranked higher than Martin Zumpft. One reason the industry sort of hates upsets is that the ATP press liaisons have to go around teaching journalists how to spell and pronounce new names.

Read more: http://www.esquire.com/features/sports/the-string-theory-0796#ixzz0vI7P3yhr

I'm not quite sure how that's supposed to be a piece of great writing.

"OMG someone has the name moron !!! hahahaha !!! "

Talk about Tennis please.

Thank you.

6079_Smith_W

@ Catchfire
Re: Mencken, yes, love and hate. Those would be the two edges of the sword I was refering to.

Here are a couple of articles which have caught my attention over the years (I think "best ever" is a pretty hard claim to establish):

The Riddle of the Sphinx, Paul Roberts, Saturday Night, March 1993

A hilarious article, not because I believe John West's theory that Egyptian civilization was created by Atlantis, but because he showed - by using harder science than theirs - that  classical scholars don't know either. The capper is the part where he debunks a 1991 National Geographic cover story "proving" that the sphinx had the face of the Pharoah Khafre - by using the same computer technology to show it had the face of Elvis.

The Artist The Art World Couldn't See, Tom Wolfe, New York Times Magazine, January 2, 2000

Although I find Wolfe's writing in this piece really annoying, the subject - the artist Frederick Hart, ignored by the art world because he was a stunning realist - is very interesting.

Hunger and History, Horizon, Autumn 1975
The Wondrous Survival of Records, Gilbert Highet, Horizon, November 1962
For an art and culture magazine, Horizon had some pretty good history articles, even though most (even one about indigenous autonomy movements) were eurocentric. There are plenty of other articles (including "Money and Revolutions" by JK Galbraith in that same Autumn 1975 issue) that I could also mention.

I still have to get to my Harpers collection. There are also articles in the more modern medium of online journals, something that probably should not be ignored, especially on an online forum.

Ripple

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Ripple

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George Victor

Susan Jacoby's The Age of American Unreason provides an excellent explanation of what has happened to the former reading population and the magazine industry as a result of the demise of middle-class America.

The Atlantic Monthly used to be a better market for seriously talented writers of all stripes.  One can get seriously nostalgic about the 50s and 60s.

500_Apples

George Victor wrote:

Susan Jacoby's The Age of American Unreason provides an excellent explanation of what has happened to the former reading population and the magazine industry as a result of the demise of middle-class America.

The Atlantic Monthly used to be a better market for seriously talented writers of all stripes.  One can get seriously nostalgic about the 50s and 60s.

The Atlantic Monthly has very high ambitions these days, as judged by the titles of the articles. They tackle big questions. However, the ideas and analysis tend to fall short... the reader is just steered toward neoliberalism in such a tiresom manner.

Star Spangled C...

Catchfire wrote:

SSC: It was in the list linked to in the OP. You'd probably enjoy (have probably already enjoyed) DFW's "Federer as Religious Experience" only because it is about the sublime majesty that was Roger Federer in his prime--although I don't agree with the contributing writers that it is better than "String Theory," which is a far more interesting and revelatory article. But I'm interested these days in a) the mentality required to be a world-class athlete (cf. Agassi's recent confessions) and b) what it takes to be just a "pretty good" world-class athlete: that is, the 75th, 134th, 345th best so-and-so at a sport--you know, the kind we never hear about.

I think about the footballer who plays for a second-tier Scottish or Portuguese side. How much better is he than me, and how much worse is he than Lionel Messi? Answer: a lot.

@Smith: I love and hate Mencken! But the man can write.

I first read it under the title "Tennis Player Michael Joyce's Professional Artistry as  Paradigm of Certain Stuff About Joy, Choice, Freedom, Grotesquerie and Human Completeness." The Federer article is also amazing but I love the Joyce one more, having myself been a middling tennis player nowhere close to Federer (or Joyce's) level - which is the wonderful point of the article - how incredibly close the two are in terms of skill and yet how important that small disparity becomes in the grand scheme of things.

6079_Smith_W

@ 500_Apples

Just an aside regarding analysis, I have often found very enlightening bits of information or analysis in articles which I otherwise don't agree with, or which as you say don't put the pieces altogether. I can think of a couple of books I have read which are solid partway through, but then go off the rails, or ones which have a good specific chapter, but are otherwise trash.

The most enlightening thing about an article can also sometimes be the author's own ideas as an example of a certain mindset: Stephen Leacock's very Canadian opinion of Louis Riel in his history of Canada "The Foundations of Its Future", for example.