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Life as a Newt
Anybody else have troubling New Years Day adventures?
Boom Boom and others were naturally thinking on New Years Day of dreams they aspire to fulfill.
I had the real life nighmare of life as a newt. After old goat inadvertently turned me into one.
Good thing it was only several hours, because I was scared shitless.
Come to think of it, I was so pre-occupied to notice how or where a newt shits.
Oh well. Next time.
I'd be better off learning that one from the Fountain of Google.
Not while sleeping. I stopped coming here after midnight awhile ago.
A newt, eh? Looks like you got better...Mr. Samsa.
It's really how I've always pictured you.
Sort of cute, really.
Way better than if I had done...
((( shudder )))
Gotta be careful with syntax, life as a newt vs life as Newt.