Why Evangelicals Hate Jesus

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Frmrsldr

Malcolm wrote:

Fmrsldr, there was no post about the restoration of the monarchy in the United States.  You should really stop lying.

A quote like that begs the question: "Do you even read the stuff you post?"

I mean seriously dude.

Malcolm wrote:

There was a post which challenged the assumption that Puritan anti-monarchism was driven by the choice to make America a republic, suggesting rather that the inherent antimocarchism of Puritanism was more likely a contributing factor in the decision that the newly independent United States should be a republic.  There was then a side observation that the choice of a republic was by no means certain, and that serious consideration was given to establishing an American monarchy.  The side issue of monarchy was made by another poster.

None of which has anything to do with your wierd personal obsession which you and you alone have imposed on this thread.

What the fuck does that have to do with "Why Evangelicals Hate Jesus"?

And your post (in question) is not a "wierd personal obsession [over monarchs, I mean] which you and you alone have imposed on this thread?"

Black pot, meet black kettle.

Frmrsldr

Malcolm wrote:

(There were discussions about establishing an American monarchy, either by electing an American as first monarch [most likely George Washington] or by inviting a European royal to become king.  Washington explicitly turned down the opportunity.  The most likely candidates in the latter scenario were Heinrich of Prussia, Charles Edward Stuart or Edward of Kent.  Either of the latter could have created interesting issues.  Charles Edward Stuart was the legitimist claimant to the British thrones, and an American throne might have given him the necessary capacity to retake his British thrones, reuniting the British and American sovreignties.  Edward of Kent was a younger son George III, but it since both George IV and William IV died without legitimate issue, it was Edward's daughter who became Queen Victoria - which would also have served to reunite the British and American sovreignties.)

I see no logical justification for going off on this unrelated sidebar tangent in this thread.

Malcolm Malcolm's picture

Fmrsldr, I really don't give a rat's backside what you see or don't see,  If you think something isn't relevant to the thread, you are entirely free to ignore it.

Absentia suggested that the decision to make America a republic drove the choices of Puritans.  I suggested (with the weight of historical evidence) that it was the other way around.

Please stop this harassment, and please stop highjacking every thread to deal with your own tin foil hat obsession.  I think we're up to five threads you have deliberately derailed.

Frmrsldr

Malcolm wrote:

Fmrsldr, I really don't give a rat's backside what you see or don't see,  If you think something isn't relevant to the thread, you are entirely free to ignore it.

Actually, your replying to my every post suggests otherwise.

Good advice. You're entirely at liberty to follow it as well.

Malcolm wrote:

Absentia suggested that the decision to make America a republic drove the choices of Puritans.  I suggested (with the weight of historical evidence) that it was the other way around.

Read the complete relevant post again.

This explanation covers the first paragraph.

It does not cover the second.

Your second paragraph is nothing other than an ego trip to impress yourself and anyone else who may care on your nearly exhaustive knowledge on European royals and wannabes.

Imagine, if you spent a fraction of the time you spend on studying and researching European royalty on worthwhile community minded endeavors, the amount of good you could have accomplished.

Malcolm wrote:

Please stop this harassment,...

If you feel you are being harassed, bring it up with a mod.

If you have, I expect we will hear about it tomorrow.

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Your behaviour has been drawn to the attention of the moderators.

Ken Burch

Frmrsldr wrote:

Malcolm wrote:

I think you are oversimplifying several things here - though admittedly a discussion thread post doesn't leave time for a lot of nuance.  But just to look at this one point, I'd suggest that the Puritans (or their spiritual descendents) didn's become Republicans because America became a republic, but rather that the anti-monarchism of the Puritans was a significant factor in America's choice to become a republic. 

(There were discussions about establishing an American monarchy, either by electing an American as first monarch [most likely George Washington] or by inviting a European royal to become king.  Washington explicitly turned down the opportunity.  The most likely candidates in the latter scenario were Heinrich of Prussia, Charles Edward Stuart or Edward of Kent.  Either of the latter could have created interesting issues.  Charles Edward Stuart was the legitimist claimant to the British thrones, and an American throne might have given him the necessary capacity to retake his British thrones, reuniting the British and American sovreignties.  Edward of Kent was a younger son George III, but it since both George IV and William IV died without legitimate issue, it was Edward's daughter who became Queen Victoria - which would also have served to reunite the British and American sovreignties.)

Frmrsldr wrote:

Wow! I am very impressed!

You really dig that monarchy stuff, don't you?

Ken Burch wrote:

He doesn't dig the monarchy at all.  He just knows his history.  Would you say that anyone who was up on the history of the Third Reich "really digs that Hitler stuff"?

In a word, "Yes." Other people who would study the Third Reich to the extent it appears Malcolm has studied British and European monarchy, would do so to oppose nazism, neo-nazism, the Third Reich and all it stands for.

Aside from the occassional lip service to republicanism followed by an excuse for why not to try to achieve it (as you yourself provide), Malcolm has otherwise said absolutely nothing about opposition to monarchy. So, if it looks like a duck, walks like a duck, quacks like a duck, feels like a duck, smells like a duck, chancs are, it's a duck.

Ken Burch wrote:

Fact is, anti-monarchism is a much more pressing issue for the Brits(at one point in the Eighties, the Labour Party had a manifesto commitment to abolish the monarchy) than it is for Canada.  Malcolm is just as anti-monarchist as you are.  He just doesn't believe that that is the SINGLE most important issue for the Canadian left.  Why can't you just accept that its an issue Canadian leftists can legitimately disagree about?  Fighting globalization and ending support for the imperial ambitions of the U.S. are, arguably, far more pressing concerns for Canada's left than putting paid to the Windsor Germans.

If you think abolishing (the suzerainty) of the British monarchy in Canada is the single most pressing issue with me, compare the number of antimonarchy posts with the number of Afghan war posts I've made.

This binary thinking is a fallacy. It's not a case of Canada's left either invests all its energy into abolishing the monarchy or it invests all its energy into fighting against globalism, (American) imperialism and the Afghan war.

It is not impossible, in fact it's quite possible to do all these simultaneously and successfully, even when allocating time, effort and resources appropriately.

Ken Burch wrote:

Canadian troops are dying in Afghanistan.  Nobody's dying because Liz is still on the money.

In fact, the absolute contrary is very much the case.

As a Canadian soldier, one swears an oath of allegiance to the "... queen, her heirs, successors and representatives."

In other words, as a Canadian soldier, one swears an oath of allegience to a foreign sovereign - the British crown.

A foreign sovereign, the British queen is the Commander-in-Chief of the Canadian Armed Forces.

Canadian soldiers are fighting, dying, maiming and murdering innocent Afghans and every other evil act they are committing in this immoral, unjust and illegal war in the name of a foreign sovereign (head of state) - in the name, that is of the BRITISH QUEEN. (Yes indeed, the face that adorns Canadian legal tender whenever Canadians make financial transactions.)

How does that grab you?

Canadian troops would STILL be dying in Afghanistan if Stephen Harper were President of the Republic of Canada.

Ken Burch

And really, frmlsider...you assume that Malcolm is a monarchist just because he isn't as obsessed with abolishing the suzerainity in Canada as you are?

Why?

And why is putting abolition of the monarchy in Canada at the top of the left agenda THE litmus test for you of whether a person is a leftist or not?  Or even of whether that person is anti-monarchist or not? 

You seem to have a vendetta going against Malcolm on this point and he really hasn't done anything to deserve it, from what I can see.

Frmrsldr

Malcolm wrote:

Your behaviour has been drawn to the attention of the moderators.

Just a bit of friendly advice, don't post post personal "dirty laundry" issues for all the other babblers who come here to read.

They don't care, want to know, might think you're nuts.

If you felt it was absolutely necessary to inform me of your action, you should have sent me a private rabble user e-mail instead.

Malcolm Malcolm's picture

Your behaviour has been drawn to the attention of the moderators.

Ken Burch

By me as well.  Give it a rest, frmrsldr.  Just stop.  You're now holding two threads hostage to this pointless vendetta.

6079_Smith_W

Forgot to post it last night, but along with the people who are hailing the disaster in Japan as payback for Pearl Harbour, there's a video post by some woman who claims she prayed to God for a sign, and she seems to think she got her answer in the form of vengance on what she calls  the idolators and unbelievers over there.

Not that I tie this directly to fundamentalist churches, but it is evidence of just how far people can go in using their beliefs as an excuse for their own xenophobia and delusions.

MegB

Frmrsldr, you've been repeatedly asked to limit your arguments to the the argument itself, and not personally insult the babbler with whom you are debating.  If you cannot, or will not, distinguish between debate and ad hominen attack, you need to either educate yourself or leave this forum.

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6079 etc.:

The woman you are referring to in the video has come forward and acknowleged she was trolling. Never fear though, there are still enough divinely inspired cranks holding forth on this. [hat tip to Joe.My.God for the links

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Frmrsldr wrote:

alan smithee wrote:

Evangelicals on the other hand,are vocal in their disdain for 'compassion' ,'empathy', the poor and justice.

 

They do have their use for say, televangelist "ministers."

"Please donate what you can right now so we can send a mission to spread the word of Jesus christ, our lord and savior, our salvation to the poor and needy, to the suffering of (say) Haiti."

This is literally translated to read: "Please donate what you can right now so we can send our people for an all expense paid vacation to an exotic Caribbean resort where we will assault these godless communist atheists, devil worshippers and heathens with our religious bullshit. Bibles rather than secure employment with a living wage and food. The reason why these people suffer from poverty, unemployement or poor paying jobs, homelessness, malnutrition, poor health, illiteracy, crime and natural disasters is because this is god's way of punishing them for not accepting Jesus christ into their hearts as their one true savior. The remaining profit after expenses, and there always is remaining profit, all goes to me, minister of the church of [insert name here.] Tax sheltered religion means 'No Taxes', 100% profit after expenses. The reason why I am rich - look at the homes I live in, look at the cars I am chauffeured in, look at the Gucchi business suits I wear, look at all the jewell encrusted gold rings I wear on my fingers - is because I accept Jesus in my heart and these are the outward material manifestations of god's wondrous bountious blessings."

 

I hear you on that,frmrsldr.

It always makes me laugh when I see a Christian Children's Fund commercial where they state, "Christian Children's Fund is one of the world's most trusted charities...80 cents of every dollar goes directly to the children"

Hmm..I wonder where the other 20% goes.

I got into the wrong profression..I should have started a Charity...preferably a charity with the christian brand..Openly pocketing 20% of the proceeds..My guess is that figure doesn't include other 'expenses'...Man,I'd be rich..Woo-hoo!

Praise the lord...can I get an Amen?

6079_Smith_W

@ bagkitty.

Thanks... wonder if she was trolling the right, the left, or if she was an equal-opportunity troll.

Fortunately we still have the real thing, in the form of the Westboro Baptist Church.

I'm trying to remember the name of a satirical fundamentalist news site I saw six months ago or so (it might have been posted here) because the pieces they posted were right  on the borderline of being too outrageous so it was hard to tell if they were for real or not. 

I suspected it was satire, because of the lack of actual scriptural references, butI couldn't confirm it until I got out my forensic tools,  looked at their facebook page and noticed that Betty Bowers, American's Best CHristian was one of their friends.

Noah_Scape

Good god, can't we stay on topic? But don't just blame the offenders, try to understand them - various modern mental illnesses create problems with concentration. Stress and anxiety make us easily distracted. Electronic devices, such as the laptop I am tapping on now, also cause problems with concentration. Also, many things make us MEAN, where we attack people and lash out at anything that might confuse us or that challenges us. So TRY to be nice, gawdaamit, even to those who attack you.

Plato said it: "Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle."

---- Ok, back on track -

 Evangelicals are the biggest hypocrits on the planet. Jesus mentioned something about hypocracy being a huge sin...

 

Speaking of religious beliefs:

 IF there were a heaven.. religious people would be barred for eternity.

 IF there is a hell.... I will end up with a religious room mate. If I go to the worst kind of hell, that room mate will be typical Christian parading as a moral being who steals my yogurt.

{note - "heaven and hell" are merely literary devices, there is no such thing}

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Actually there's this televangelist preacher that used to have a ton of videos on Youtube called 'Farting Preacher'

In my juvenile humour,I found these videos to be quite funny.

One day while I did a search for one,I came across an old news story that involved this 'farting preacher'

His name is Robert Tilton and he works out of Dallas.

Turns out he had been accused of fraud.(Surprise,surprise)

In one of his telecasts in the typical segment where these 'preachers' ask for money,I was blown away by one of his sales pitches.

This guy wasn't asking for $20 or $50 or even $100...He said, 'We get donations from families on welfare who send us $1 000/month'

And the thing is that these charlatans have these religious sheeples wrapped so firmly around their finger,that when they are exposed as frauds (Robert Tilton drives a Rolls Royce,lives in a mansion and is allegedly very fond of cocaine),the faithful still flock over to them and empty their wallets.

It's sad,really....But what can you do when people's faith makes them blind to anything and everything they DON'T want to believe?

 

Bacchus

alan smithee wrote:

Frmrsldr wrote:

alan smithee wrote:

Evangelicals on the other hand,are vocal in their disdain for 'compassion' ,'empathy', the poor and justice.

 

They do have their use for say, televangelist "ministers."

"Please donate what you can right now so we can send a mission to spread the word of Jesus christ, our lord and savior, our salvation to the poor and needy, to the suffering of (say) Haiti."

This is literally translated to read: "Please donate what you can right now so we can send our people for an all expense paid vacation to an exotic Caribbean resort where we will assault these godless communist atheists, devil worshippers and heathens with our religious bullshit. Bibles rather than secure employment with a living wage and food. The reason why these people suffer from poverty, unemployement or poor paying jobs, homelessness, malnutrition, poor health, illiteracy, crime and natural disasters is because this is god's way of punishing them for not accepting Jesus christ into their hearts as their one true savior. The remaining profit after expenses, and there always is remaining profit, all goes to me, minister of the church of [insert name here.] Tax sheltered religion means 'No Taxes', 100% profit after expenses. The reason why I am rich - look at the homes I live in, look at the cars I am chauffeured in, look at the Gucchi business suits I wear, look at all the jewell encrusted gold rings I wear on my fingers - is because I accept Jesus in my heart and these are the outward material manifestations of god's wondrous bountious blessings."

 

I hear you on that,frmrsldr.

It always makes me laugh when I see a Christian Children's Fund commercial where they state, "Christian Children's Fund is one of the world's most trusted charities...80 cents of every dollar goes directly to the children"

Hmm..I wonder where the other 20% goes.

I got into the wrong profression..I should have started a Charity...preferably a charity with the christian brand..Openly pocketing 20% of the proceeds..My guess is that figure doesn't include other 'expenses'...Man,I'd be rich..Woo-hoo!

Praise the lord...can I get an Amen?

 

Actually 20% is pretty good compared to most charities.  Check out the cancer society and other charities for their percentages.

 

Some even have the 80/20 split but the other way around. No expenses could be 80% but hey they manage it

alan smithee alan smithee's picture

Bacchus wrote:

 

Actually 20% is pretty good compared to most charities.  Check out the cancer society and other charities for their percentages.

 

Some even have the 80/20 split but the other way around. No expenses could be 80% but hey they manage it

 

And that's a real testament to the true motivations behind charities.

I remember reading a story last year about the city of Winnipeg promoting a day where people could put out stuff they do not use anymore out on their front yards and people could go and pick up what they may want.

Who was adamently against this?

The Salvation Army.

I'm sure the arguement can be made that the Salvation Army thought these items would be better served donated and available to people who truly need it.

But,as far as I'm aware and I could be wrong,the Salvation Army SELLS their donations.

I was also very put off by the Salvation Army when Harper announced his new get tough on drugs agenda at a Booth Centre with Salvation Army representatives standing shoulder to shoulder with him.

What offended me was,here's an organization who bills itsself as helping the poor and down trodden,that deals with people with substance problems and instead of coming out against this policy that will be INCREDIBLY detrimental and marginalizing,they stand there in approval therefore they condone that alot of people they claim they want to help,they'd like to see behind bars.

This is why when I donate clothes and/or furniture,I go to community charities who really aren't in it for a profit and actually is empathetic to the people they serve.

Bacchus

I prefer the United way and local charities myself

bagkitty bagkitty's picture

I feel compelled to share. (more fun with cranks)

alan smithee alan smithee's picture

You know these people like this Jacobs woman would surely be diagnosed and probably confined to a hospital if they were to sit in front of a shrink with these ramblings.

At the very least,they'd be prescribed an anti-psychotic med.

 

ETA : I meant in general,not one particular zealot.

absentia

Malcolm wrote:

Absentia suggested that the decision to make America a republic drove the choices of Puritans.  I suggested (with the weight of historical evidence) that it was the other way around.

For the record, my comment may have - technically - meant something like that. In fact, it was intended more as a shortened version of:

Even thought there had been Puritans and other Protestant sects, as well as Catholics and maybe a couple of Jews keeping a very low profile, plus all the slaves and natives whose religion didn't matter a damn, once the revolution succeeded and a republic was declared, all these various christian churches became American churches and made whatever adjustments of preachment and practice were necessary to suit the new political and economic reality. Those who failed to do so were sidelined, vilified, ridiculed and often persecuted.

They still are.

And, while there ar plenty of christian, as well as other religious, charities, there are also quite a few secular helping agencies. Again, that's beside the point. The state - any state - could eliminiate the need for charities, simply by instituting socially just policies. States that were strongly influenced by a single powerful church (oh, like, say the holy Roman one, back in 1200) might have been expected to institute christian-like policies, both in domestic matters and as regards their foreign relations. Well, did they? Did the heads of churches try very hard to encourage the heads of state to make laws that Jesus would have approved of? Not as fae as i know. Therefore, i conclude that the powerful churches never had all that much use for Jesus, and the sects that did like Jesus never became powerful. Jesus is just not very good realpolitik.

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alan smithee wrote:

You know these people like this Jacobs woman would surely be diagnosed and probably confined to a hospital if they were to sit in front of a shrink with these ramblings.

At the very least,they'd be prescribed an anti-psychotic med.

 

ETA : I meant in general,not one particular zealot.

I would be very, very cautious about making statements like that. When I refer to Jacobs (and her ilk) I much prefer to employ the term "crank" than to suggest that there is any correlation between their ramblings and any mental illness. They (Jacobs and her ilk) are often very shrewd, manipulative people who are quite aware they are spewing out 100% bullshit and continue to do so because it is delivering results they want. Being manipulative and taking advantage of others' gullibility is not a very good indicator of whether one is mentally ill - although it is an excellent indication that the characteristics of one's personality are anything but desirable.

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bagkitty wrote:

alan smithee wrote:

You know these people like this Jacobs woman would surely be diagnosed and probably confined to a hospital if they were to sit in front of a shrink with these ramblings.

At the very least,they'd be prescribed an anti-psychotic med.

 

ETA : I meant in general,not one particular zealot.

I would be very, very cautious about making statements like that. When I refer to Jacobs (and her ilk) I much prefer to employ the term "crank" than to suggest that there is any correlation between their ramblings and any mental illness. They (Jacobs and her ilk) are often very shrewd, manipulative people who are quite aware they are spewing out 100% bullshit and continue to do so because it is delivering results they want. Being manipulative and taking advantage of others' gullibility is not a very good indicator of whether one is mentally ill - although it is an excellent indication that the characteristics of one's personality are anything but desirable.

 

You're right...I don't want to belittle mental illness or the mentally ill so I'll refrain from that because it's wrong.

But these shrewd,manipulative liars with no regard for anything but their self interests can't possibly have a conscience.

They come across as sociopathic narcissists and megalomaniacs.

I'll try not to steal your word and find one of my own...Something that doesn't belittle people living with illness.

 

Malcolm Malcolm's picture

absentia wrote:

For the record, my comment may have - technically - meant something like that. In fact, it was intended more as a shortened version of:

Even thought there had been Puritans and other Protestant sects, as well as Catholics and maybe a couple of Jews keeping a very low profile, plus all the slaves and natives whose religion didn't matter a damn, once the revolution succeeded and a republic was declared, all these various christian churches became American churches and made whatever adjustments of preachment and practice were necessary to suit the new political and economic reality. Those who failed to do so were sidelined, vilified, ridiculed and often persecuted.

 

Thanks for the clarification.  So you really meant that, over time, Puritans became Republicans (as in supporters of the Grand Old Party), not Puritans became republicans (as in opponents of monarchy).

Though the generally anti-monarchial sentiments of the Puritans is broadly relevant to the topic of the thread, I doubt I'd have bothered going there if I hadn't mistaken your meaning.  (Which, in turn, would have helped prevent an attempt to derail this thread.)

absentia

Yeah, pretty much - except it doesn't matter whether the ex-puritans joined the GOP, the whigs or ny party or were subsumed in the Calvinist or Methodist sects, only that they became American-rah-rah-rah-kill-'em-all-let-God-sort-'em-out-pass-the-collection-plate-amen. I thought it would have been clear enough from the previous statements, in which i consistently maintain that religion follows, rather than leads, political might.

Caissa

A Church of England vicar has been arrested in Britain's second major police investigation in as many years into bogus marriages staged to help immigrants win residents' visas.

The church immediately suspended the Rev. Canon Patrick Magumba amid claims he was involved in scores of sham weddings at three churches in northeast England, Religion News Service reports.

Last year in a similar case, a vicar was sent to jail for conducting some 360 fake weddings to help foreigners evade immigration regulations.

http://www.anglicanjournal.com/nc/news-update-items/article/anglican-priest-arrested-on-bogus-marriage-charges-9632.html

Malcolm Malcolm's picture

Except, absentia, I'd argue that the "American-rah-rah-rah-kill-'em-all-let-God-sort-'em-out-pass-the-collection-plate-amen" follows as a logical consequence of the Puritan approach as it was expressed in North America. In England, Puritanism was largely the religion of the mercantile class - with things like the enclosure of common lands and Calvin's revisionist approach to usury.

 

Howe'er it was, it is a bit of a chicken-egg thing.

6079_Smith_W

@ Caissa

Interesting on a few fronts - that it is actually a criminal offence in Britain. Also, they don't say anything in that piece about his motive. Certainly nothing about him profiting from the practice. 

He might have been helping people who would otherwise have been sent somewhere to face a dire situation.

Or not.... but without more information we don't know.

Caissa

The bans are rarely read in  Canadian Anglican churches these days, although I believe my sister had them read once prior to her wedding.

I'm presuming the English vicar was operating out of a humanitarian concern but at best I'm guessing.

6079_Smith_W

@ Malcolm

And the Republicans, strangely enough, started out as the party of anti-slavery, and anti-big business (specifically anti-big plantation).

And also strange that the Puritans' old stomping grounds are not only predominantly Democratic, even at the time of the revolution they were anti-slavery.

I think a lot of the "individual freedom" and "states rights" movement in the U.S. came not from a real desire for liberty, but to the defend the southern institution of slavery - defending their freedom to keep slaves.

Personally, I like Ben Franklin's take on religion. He was not a dogmaticist, and he came out later in his life as not believing in the divinity of Jesus. Still, he thought having lots of churches was a good thing, and he visited all of them regularly.

Better than Jefferson's bowdlerized version of the Bible, IMO.

Malcolm Malcolm's picture

While I believe that marriage by the authority of banns is still legal in most Canadian jurisdictions, I don't Know of a single clergyperson who would proceed on that basis.  Banns made sense in a time where most people lived in one place all their lives, and where virtually everyone attended church - at least occasionally.  If there was alegal impediment to James marrying Sally, someone would know it and declare it.  Nowadays, virtually all marriages are contracted through license.  That said, clergy will often read the banns, while not depending on their legal authority.

Clergy in the CofE run into some particular problems due to establishment (ie, that the CofE is the official state religion).  For example, I'm pretty much free to refuse to conduct any marriage I might choose for whatever reason strikes me.  (Not that I would, but I could.)  A priest in the CofE has a much more limited capacity to refuse to do a marriage if at least one of the parties lives within the canonical boundaries of the parish.  I don't have a link handy, but there was a story a few months back of a priest who got into some difficulty because he was refusing to do marriages he suspected were shams.

Malcolm Malcolm's picture

Smith - Several oddities, of course.  While the Puritans and their spiritual descendents were anti-combination, it wasn't so much anti-big business and anti-restraint of trade.  And opposition to slavery, for many, was as much about the competitive unfairness of free labour as about humanitarian concern.

Freedom 55

Malcolm wrote:

While I believe that marriage by the authority of banns is still legal in most Canadian jurisdictions, I don't Know of a single clergyperson who would proceed on that basis.

 

I can attest that there are definitely churches that still proclaim banns in lieu of marriage licenses.

Malcolm Malcolm's picture

Curious.  I am a little surprised, since marriage under the authority of banns would attribute liability to the clergyperson should a legal impediment be discovered.  Are you in a position to say anything about where this was done?

Freedom 55

I don't want to name the specific church, but this was the practice at my church. I was also under the impression that it was fairly common practice, at least within the evangelical churches.

Malcolm Malcolm's picture

Can you tell me if it was urban or rural?  What part of the country?

Freedom 55

Ottawa

Frmrsldr

Ken Burch wrote:

Canadian troops would STILL be dying in Afghanistan if Stephen Harper were President of the Republic of Canada.

Yes, and IF, in the absense of a monarch, its representative and their human replacement and

war criminal Herr Harper were made Commander-in-Chief of the Canadian Armed Forces,

THEN Canadians could clearly (unlike the situation now) lay the guilt of all the war crimes, all the Afghan people and all the Canadian soldiers physically and emotionally maimed and killed, morally and legally at his feet.

What's not to like about that?

Malcolm Malcolm's picture

Freedom55 - most curious.  Thanks for the info.

Fmrsldr - this thread is not about the abolition of the monarchy.

Frmrsldr

alan smithee wrote:

I hear you on that,frmrsldr.

It always makes me laugh when I see a Christian Children's Fund commercial where they state, "Christian Children's Fund is one of the world's most trusted charities...80 cents of every dollar goes directly to the children"

Hmm..I wonder where the other 20% goes.

I got into the wrong profression..I should have started a Charity...preferably a charity with the christian brand..Openly pocketing 20% of the proceeds..My guess is that figure doesn't include other 'expenses'...Man,I'd be rich..Woo-hoo!

Praise the lord...can I get an Amen?

We have now discovered the defining difference between fundamentalist (tel)evangelist christian churches and ministries and established mainstream christian faiths, churches and ministries and registered charities:

It is their relationship to evil.

For registered charities, and I would imagine registered charities run by established mainstream christian churches, the 20% goes to paying expenses. For established mainstream christian churches, evil is bad. The purpose of evil is for benevolent christians to try to prevent, reduce or end it. Of course, people being fallible, although their attempts are noble, they ultimately fail, yet at least some good was (hopefully) accomplished. Thus, even though failure is guaranteed, the message is, we should at least try.

For fundamentalist (tel)evangelist christian ministries evil is good. Fundamentalist (tel)evangelist christian ministries are the commercialization of religion. They are the product of capitalism invading every aspect of our lives. Evil is commodified. Although fundamentalist (tel)evangelist christian ministries/ministers do not create primeval (pre-existing) evil, evil is a "commodity" or means of making profit for them.

So, when an earthquake strikes Haiti, for example, they say this is god's way of punishing the sinful (impoverished Haitians.) They swoop like vultures down on Haiti, preach their "word of god" to them, in order to "save" them. When they have accepted their word of god, then they are "saved". When they are "saved", they are going to get a good paying, secure job. They are going to have a good and secure income. They are going to buy a decent house for themselves. They are going to have a secure source of nutritional food. They are going to have good clothes on their backs. They are going to have a family car for transportation, etc. This is god's manifestation that they are blessed because they have accepted their interpretation of the "word of god."

All the while they have camera crews showing the ministry followers running those bible camps. The television audience sees smiling Haitian children with washed faces wearing clean new clothes, eating good food and learning English and the bible. We see Haitian adults in similiar scenes showing us small but adequate and secure houses that they (supposedly) live in. They smile and speak in English and tell the camera that things are getting better and they praise and thank the [place name here] ministry for this.

All the while, the television audience is prompted to send in their donations. 20% or 10% or 5% or whatever it is goes to expenses - the trip there and back, the accomodations, the site set up, the bibles and materials, the food and clothes the Haitians were given to con them into this staged television event. After that, the rest is pure profit. FRIENDS, NEIGHBORS AND BELIEVERS. YES INDEED. PRAISE BE TO GOD. ALELLULAH. AMEN, BROTHERS AND SISTERS!

Sin is a very profitable business indeed. Praise the lord that there are so many suckers, I mean, believers born every minute!

bagkitty bagkitty's picture

About reading the banns.... a little history lesson, here.

As interesting as all these diversions are though, when can I expect we will be returning to the question posed in the OP?

Frmrsldr

bagkitty wrote:

As interesting as all these diversions are though, when can I expect we will be returning to the question posed in the OP?

Does "In $ We Trust" (loving money) equate to hating Jesus?

Judas Iscariat sold Jesus for thirty pieces of silver, so the bible tells us.

When "The Power of Love" becomes "The Love of Power."

Caissa

I thought that question had been settled many post ago? Evangelicals love proof texts and despise historical context.

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