Swears.
The whole half-time at the Super Bowl was offensive schlock.
This all reminds me of being on the receiving end of a lot of that sort of thing, in different languages even, from my faith bound separated ex-partner, after it became clear in the long run that I couldn't personally subscribe to any sort of spiritual belief system. I like to think it was really her that needed the extra daily prayer sessions toward the end...but I know she was praying for me sometimes, from an otherwise irrepressible and innate sense of kindness.
The whole half-time at the Super Bowl was offensive schlock.
Blasphemy!
See what I mean? Rather limited in her moves to say the least. 
Where was she on that Hail Mary pass when we needed her?
There was a fucking game on? [size=2](This is the swearing thread after all)[/size]
My fandom began when she once made reference to the fascist state of Toronto during a visit.
Look, if you can't count on fucking Madonna to help on a fucking Hail Mary pass who the fuck can you count on? Fuck!
Fucking forceful point.
Just fucking basic RC fucking theology.
I heard something the other day I thought was interesting, though I'm not sure if it was true. Apparently, the word "fuck", was actually quite romantic way back when. How far back when I'm not sure, but it was used in such a way that "making love", is used now. Anyone know for sure?
p.s.- actually, the phrase, "making love" is pretty odd now that I think of it. I mean, how exactly is love getting made? = P
Actually, the phrase "making love" to someone used to mean charming someone, which I guess you could interpret as making love grow between you. It referred more to the seduction than the sex act. Somehow it changed to just be fucking.
Ah Maysie, I'm so lost without you. = P
FUCKING AIR SUPPLY? I DO NOT GET PAID ENOUGH FOR THIS SHIT.
The only reason Maysie and AirApple are not banned is because this is the profanity thread, of which the last two posts are perfect examples.
Lemmy Kilmister rescued me from that era.
FUCKING AIR SUPPLY?
Dude, that was uncalled for. I'd never do that.
Getting us back on track to the thread topic:
My wife's from the Midwest. Very nice people there. Very wholesome. They use words like "Cripes". "For Cripes sake." Who would that be - Jesus Cripes? The son of "Gosh" of the church of "Holy Moly"?
I'm not making fun of it. You think I wanna burn in "Heck"?
FUCKING AIR SUPPLY? I DO NOT GET PAID ENOUGH FOR THIS SHIT.
The only reason Maysie and AirApple are not banned is because this is the profanity thread, of which the last two posts are perfect examples.
And now youve hurt my feelings. That wonderful, wonderful song played as I danced with the prettiest girl at our grade eight grad dance.
That's all this fucking thread is about - bad language and bad feelings. Damn you all to hell on a Sunday. Aw fuckit.
Y'all talk a lot of shit but when it comes to doing some real shit and not just dicking around or fucking around, its like you're all out there naked in the cold, holding your dicks. If you want to use language for effect, then you'd say things like that, and have it aimed at a political purpose, like getting people to think more critically about something. As far as swear words are offending are only as offensive as your usage. I've heard some peopel say some pretty foul things just to be fucked up and disturbing but although that may be waht offsets Grandma when I use the language isn't what I really think is going on. I think she might be more repressive, sexually and all that, so bringing up the body parts and acts like I could give a rat's ass, sometimes throws off the "quainter"(?) generation of our grandparents? Also side by side with this are people just getting more explicit and crude? Less civilized? You tell me because I am interested. Really, I am, not that there probably aren't bigger ideas that this bullshit we're hyped on talking about here. Holy fucking christ!
That's more like it!