Atheist Barbie

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Sat, 2010-04-10 21:06

Sineed

Atheist Barbie

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I've never been a fan of Barbie (shocker, I know). My family always tried to buy them for me, but I wanted nothing more than to play with Legoes all day. But it looks like Barbie has a interesting new profession:

She's been a princess, a firefighter, a Marine and a ballerina. After years of soul-searching, Barbie has finally found her true vocation. Meet Rev. Barbie, a plastic Episcopal Priest.

Rev. Barbie, the creation of Rev. Julie Blake Fisher, an Episcopal priest in Kent, Ohio, has her own Facebook page and comes dressed in the latest trends in clergy-wear.

Man, why should religious people get to have all the fun? I want an atheist Barbie!

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Reverend Barbie? Looks more like pedophile Barbie to me!

See her here:

http://www.blaghag.com/2010/04/atheist-barbie.html

Sat, 2010-04-10 23:40

Unionist

Sat, 2010-04-10 23:43

Sineed

I'm going to try and post this:

Tue, 2010-09-07 17:52

Sky Captain Sky Captain's picture

Sineed wrote:

I'm going to try and post this:

If this new Barbie has those kind of flat feet like a similar female G.I.Joe-type doll that I've got, I want to buy one!

I have to get Barbie as Uhura and and as several rock stars first.

Tue, 2010-09-07 17:55

Papal Bull

Sky Captain wrote:

I have to get Barbie as Uhura and and as several rock stars first.

Well, there is a Star Trek collector's edition Barbie...and it pretty much already is Axl Rose. All you have to do is mess up the hair and draw some way gnarly tattoos on the doll.

Fri, 2010-09-10 01:51

polly bee

Sineed

Fri, 2010-09-10 06:34

Sky Captain Sky Captain's picture

Papal Bull wrote:

Sky Captain wrote:

I have to get Barbie as Uhura and and as several rock stars first.

Well, there is a Star Trek collector's edition Barbie...and it pretty much already is Axl Rose. All you have to do is mess up the hair and draw some way gnarly tattoos on the doll.

Don't want to do that-there's already a doll that looks like Axl but is female, from the Hard Rock Cafe Collection.

Wed, 2012-04-04 23:13

Boom Boom

I know this is the 'athiest' thread - but I could not resist posting this here:

Tue, 2018-09-11 01:09

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Ken Burch

Sky Captain wrote:

Papal Bull wrote:

Sky Captain wrote:

I have to get Barbie as Uhura and and as several rock stars first.

Well, there is a Star Trek collector's edition Barbie...and it pretty much already is Axl Rose. All you have to do is mess up the hair and draw some way gnarly tattoos on the doll.

Don't want to do that-there's already a doll that looks like Axl but is female, from the Hard Rock Cafe Collection.

Is she called "Axelle"?