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oldgoat

Hi guys.Smile

sherpa-finn

We're toast.

josh

Oh God.

Unionist

oldgoat

 

Unionist

LOL!!! OMG!!!!!!

bagkitty bagkitty's picture

oldgoat.... where do I launch a complaint about GOD not [s]colouring[/s] posting within the lines?

GOD

bagkitty wrote:

oldgoat.... where do I launch a complaint about GOD not [s]colouring[/s] posting within the lines?

 

THERE ARE NO LINES.

 

 I am not restricted by your length breadth depth and time reality.  My dear bagkitty, experience the entire post in all it's dimentionless wonder!

swallow swallow's picture

Did GOD spell 'dimensionless' wrong? 

Can GOD err? No. So it must be a Test. 

Truly GOD is good. 

Now please turn this glass of water into wine, GOD. Please? 

Webgear

He is back for a few days and already suspending people for little or no reason. 

Poor Howeird may he return some day.

Pondering

Webgear wrote:

He is back for a few days and already suspending people for little or no reason. 

Poor Howeird may he return some day.

GOD works very hard. You have no idea what he can do with just 7 days, and have time left over to boot!

Pondering

Dear GOD,

The lightening worked.

http://rabble.ca/comment/1476155#comment-1476155

Post 680

I was about to hit "post comment" with a clever reply when I had a sudden vision of lightening bolts, and stopped dead in my tracks. Well not quite dead but you know what I mean.

I saw the light and it was good.

P.S. Please don't forget to add this to the "pro" side of my halo not that that's why I did it, or rather, didn't do it.

bagkitty bagkitty's picture

GOD wrote:

bagkitty wrote:

oldgoat.... where do I launch a complaint about GOD not [s]colouring[/s] posting within the lines?

THERE ARE NO LINES.

 I am not restricted by your length breadth depth and time reality.  My dear bagkitty, experience the entire post in all it's dimentionless wonder!

Let bagkitty translate this for the masses: GOD can't figure out how to use Photoshop or Gimp. GOD, apparently, is a bit of a techno-peasant.

GOD

Bagkitty.  The sainthood I had in mind for you is going to Pondering now. 

 

bagkitty bagkitty's picture

I didn't realize the power of [s]bribery[/s] plenary indulgence reached all the way to sainthood.

Couldn't you have just gone the regular Liberal route and had her appointed to the Senate?

oldgoat

Adios Amigos! It's been a fun 12 days. 

Unionist

Great job as always, oldgoat! Sorry we gave you so many challenges in a short time. Blame the holiday spirits! And have a wonderful, happy, and healthy 2015!

lagatta

Bye Bye oldgoat, and check in.

I don't want the glass turned into wine, I want the whole damned carafe converted to vinous status!

Slumberjack

oldgoat wrote:
 It's been a fun 12 days.

Time does fly when you're having fun, but the 12 days of oldgoat just blew right by didn't it?

MegB

I'm back!  *dodges rotten tomato*

Huge thanks to Oldgoat for giving us mods a break from the general pandemonium that is babble. Happy New Year to everyone Laughing

NorthReport

Welcome back MB - hope you and catchfire enjoyed the holidays. Smile