Hey you bozos. Seem's oldgoat is going to be moderating from the 19th to the 3rd. Needless to say anyone who causes him grief is getting a box of annoyed scorpions for christmas, whether you celebrate it or not.
yet another christmas miracle
... and a plague of locusts from me. maybe even bedbugs.
... ummm... yeah, I'll come up with something. Incessant bagpipe and banjo music, or something along those lines.
...and I'll haunt you, though I recognize this may no longer have the impact it might once have had. *BOO*
Well, looks like my homies have my back. Looking forward to seeing more of you guys over the next several weeks :)
BTW, I'll really be cracking down on people who use sock puppets. Against policy you know.
Full disclosure time: I'm just another of oldgoat's infamous sock puppets. Been channeling him for a decade now! In short: Don't blame me, I didn't do it!
Holy necrotic Babble accounts, Batgirl! Christmas miracles indeed!
Oh boy, scorpions!!! (they have been on my list practically forever... but my parents would never get me any)
... scorpions for christmas ...
I was wondering where I could find the ingredients for this
Because I love ya, oldgoat.
Next up, trolling the hell out of babble in the middle of the night.
Bwa ha haaaaaaa!
First, I'd like to talk about armpit sex as a sexual orientation and that I find it very disturbing that so many people are talking about this. Yet I will not provide any links.
Oops, sorry, I'll take this conversation to the feminism forum.
omg those baby goats are so cute.
my parents had baby goats like them they had to raise in the house for a couple of month because the mother died. they wore diapers though not pj's.
Maysie, you rock! (ETA: goddam autocorrect made it Maudie...)
Cute little kids!
omg those baby goats are so cute.
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they wore diapers though not pj's.
quizzical, I think there's a community of people that would love to talk about that.
First, I'd like to talk about armpit sex as a sexual orientation.....
In a certain practical sense, the topic of armpit sex does paint an image of performativity, or, of the enactment of roles.
Ah, never mind. It's gone again.
Ah, never mind. It's gone again.
That's what she said.
Back to the topic.
Amazon Will Now Rent Grazing Goats to Clear Your Property
oldgoat, you will always have a job. Lucky bastard.
omg those baby goats are so cute.
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they wore diapers though not pj's.
quizzical, I think there's a community of people that would love to talk about that.
lmao maysie
is it a sexual orientation too?????
Back to the topic.
Amazon Will Now Rent Grazing Goats to Clear Your Property
oldgoat, you will always have a job. Lucky bastard.
You could do that work too! It's an easy transition from Amazing Grace to A Grazing Mays(ie).
I'll see your "awesome goats" and raise you Goats in Trees.
Seriously how the hell did they get up there?
Hey, and don't ban yourself this year, eh?
Hey, and don't ban yourself this year, eh?
For all newbies who may not appreciate the genesis of Maysie's laughing fit:
[url=http://rabble.ca/babble/rabble-reactions/hullo-quick-moderating-update#c.... 22, 2012 - oldgoat banned himself - hey, it could happen to anyone! [/url]
Thank you. You know I don't do this for the money, it's for all the respect I get.
It's an easy transition from Amazing Grace to A Grazing Mays(ie).
That was very baaad.
Goats Singing Christmas songs.
I dare you to click it. I simply dare you.
Hmm, maybe I should post this to the I Hate Christmas thread.
Lovely. Adding it to my christmas playlist
Thank you. You know I don't do this for the money, it's for all the respect I get.
In that case given the amount of respect you get, you are making below minimum wage.
I just realized oldgoat will be moderating during Festivus! Let the airing of grievances begin!
"I got a lot of problems with you people! And now, you're going to hear about it!"
I just realized oldgoat will be moderating during Festivus! Let the airing of grievances begin!
"I got a lot of problems with you people! And now, you're going to hear about it!"
This makes me feel very warm and special.