Hey you bozos. Seem's oldgoat is going to be moderating from the 19th to the 3rd. Needless to say anyone who causes him grief is getting a box of annoyed scorpions for christmas, whether you celebrate it or not.
yet another christmas miracle
Fri, 2015-12-11 14:35
#1
yet another christmas miracle
Fri, 2015-12-11 14:37
#2
... and a plague of locusts from me. maybe even bedbugs.
Fri, 2015-12-11 14:39
#3
... ummm... yeah, I'll come up with something. Incessant bagpipe and banjo music, or something along those lines.
Fri, 2015-12-11 14:42
#4
...and I'll haunt you, though I recognize this may no longer have the impact it might once have had. *BOO*
Fri, 2015-12-11 14:44
#5
Well, looks like my homies have my back. Looking forward to seeing more of you guys over the next several weeks :)
Fri, 2015-12-11 15:08
#6
BTW, I'll really be cracking down on people who use sock puppets. Against policy you know.
Fri, 2015-12-11 21:26
#7
Full disclosure time: I'm just another of oldgoat's infamous sock puppets. Been channeling him for a decade now! In short: Don't blame me, I didn't do it!
Sat, 2015-12-12 02:03
#8
Holy necrotic Babble accounts, Batgirl! Christmas miracles indeed!
Sat, 2015-12-12 04:02
#9
bagkitty
Oh boy, scorpions!!! 
(they have been on my list practically forever... but my parents would never get me any)
Sat, 2015-12-12 07:10
#10
... scorpions for christmas ...
I was wondering where I could find the ingredients for this
Sat, 2015-12-12 22:42
#11
Maysie
Because I love ya, oldgoat.
Next up, trolling the hell out of babble in the middle of the night.
Bwa ha haaaaaaa!
Sat, 2015-12-12 22:47
#12
Maysie
First, I'd like to talk about armpit sex as a sexual orientation and that I find it very disturbing that so many people are talking about this. Yet I will not provide any links.
Oops, sorry, I'll take this conversation to the feminism forum.
Sat, 2015-12-12 23:00
#13
omg those baby goats are so cute.
my parents had baby goats like them they had to raise in the house for a couple of month because the mother died. they wore diapers though not pj's.
Sat, 2015-12-12 23:14
#14
Timebandit
Maysie, you rock! (ETA: goddam autocorrect made it Maudie...)
Sun, 2015-12-13 03:54
#15
Cute little kids!
Sun, 2015-12-13 07:36
#16
Maysie
omg those baby goats are so cute.
......
they wore diapers though not pj's.
quizzical, I think there's a community of people that would love to talk about that.
Sun, 2015-12-13 08:04
#17
First, I'd like to talk about armpit sex as a sexual orientation.....
In a certain practical sense, the topic of armpit sex does paint an image of performativity, or, of the enactment of roles.
Ah, never mind. It's gone again.
Sun, 2015-12-13 10:23
#18
Maysie
Ah, never mind. It's gone again.
That's what she said. 
Sun, 2015-12-13 10:25
#19
Maysie
Back to the topic.
Amazon Will Now Rent Grazing Goats to Clear Your Property
oldgoat, you will always have a job. Lucky bastard.
Sun, 2015-12-13 10:33
#20
omg those baby goats are so cute.
......
they wore diapers though not pj's.
quizzical, I think there's a community of people that would love to talk about that.
lmao maysie
is it a sexual orientation too?????
Sun, 2015-12-13 10:49
#21
Maysie
Sun, 2015-12-13 10:58
#22
Back to the topic.
Amazon Will Now Rent Grazing Goats to Clear Your Property
oldgoat, you will always have a job. Lucky bastard.
You could do that work too! It's an easy transition from Amazing Grace to A Grazing Mays(ie).
Sun, 2015-12-13 13:25
#23
Sun, 2015-12-13 13:35
#24
Maysie
I'll see your "awesome goats" and raise you Goats in Trees.
Seriously how the hell did they get up there?
Sun, 2015-12-13 13:38
#25
Maysie
Hey, and don't ban yourself this year, eh?
Sun, 2015-12-13 14:25
#26
Hey, and don't ban yourself this year, eh?
For all newbies who may not appreciate the genesis of Maysie's laughing fit:
[url=http://rabble.ca/babble/rabble-reactions/hullo-quick-moderating-update#c.... 22, 2012 - oldgoat banned himself - hey, it could happen to anyone! [/url]
Sun, 2015-12-13 15:07
#27
Thank you. You know I don't do this for the money, it's for all the respect I get.
Sun, 2015-12-13 17:43
#28
Maysie
It's an easy transition from Amazing Grace to A Grazing Mays(ie).
That was very baaad.
Sun, 2015-12-13 17:49
#29
Maysie
Goats Singing Christmas songs.
I dare you to click it. I simply dare you.
Hmm, maybe I should post this to the I Hate Christmas thread.
Sun, 2015-12-13 17:51
#30
Lovely. Adding it to my christmas playlist
Sun, 2015-12-13 18:08
#31
Thank you. You know I don't do this for the money, it's for all the respect I get.
In that case given the amount of respect you get, you are making below minimum wage.
Sun, 2015-12-13 20:59
#32
Maysie
I just realized oldgoat will be moderating during Festivus! Let the airing of grievances begin!
"I got a lot of problems with you people! And now, you're going to hear about it!"
Thu, 2015-12-24 16:44
#33
I just realized oldgoat will be moderating during Festivus! Let the airing of grievances begin!
"I got a lot of problems with you people! And now, you're going to hear about it!"
Thu, 2015-12-24 19:32
#34
This makes me feel very warm and special.