Like so many others I have been utterly perplexed and alarmed by the totally insane three ring circus/ Gong Show that is ongoing south of the Canada/ US border.
Finally, I have figured it out! Trump is actually working for Hitlery Clinton. The reason being the inestimable Ms. Clinton has so many political liabilities and corruptions she could never win against a semi-sane and somewhat sensible Republican candidate (if there is such a personage); a totally insane one had to be created. Trump is the fall guy, the willing volunteer, the black beast, willing to be so dangerous, so outrageous, he makes Hitlery look like Mary Poppins.
Now if you think this is an unlikely scenario, bear in mind that Donald Trump and Bill Clinton golf together. Some of the world’s most earth-shattering decisions are made over the game of golf. We cannot rule out the possibility, and the conspicuous likelihood, Bill, and Donald cooked a deal,-Donald would run for the presidency. As the absolute buffoon, he makes Hitlery look good and The Peoples forget all the reasons she should not be president, and that she should really be in jail.
Donald is doing Bill a huge favor! If he can deliver the presidency for Hitlery, Bill gets forgiveness for all his philandering escapades. He saves Bill’s marriage, gets the White House for Hitlery and the two old boys can go back to playing more golf.
You see folks, Donald Trump is, in the lingo of politics, a red herring- a diversion to throw the hound dogs of accountability off the track of holding Hitlery Clinton accountable. His job is to stink like a rotten fish and make Hitlery smell like a fresh sea breeze on a hot summer’s eve.
In other words, Bill and Donald are making a silk purse out of sow’s ear so they can get back to golf and chasing women.
