Harper Girl Does Canada - Part of Kitchener's Un-Hinged Festival

Thursday, September 24, 2009 - 23:00 to Saturday, September 26, 2009 - 11:00

While the Herschner's Managers are away, employee Miss Ruby Jones invites folks to participate in her uber-special workshop: 


The self-appointed President of the Stephen Harper Fan Club is distraught.  As the only member of the Fan Club she makes a bid to recruit new members .. but she's all mixed up inside !!

Using crafts, video, dance and song Ruby embarks on a hilarious quest for love in confusing political times. Times are tough. With the recession hitting close to home, HarperGirl wonders if her Prince in Tory Blue Armour will rescue her after all!!

Come and Share in the Fun !!

Starring: Miss Ruby Jones
Directed by: MK Piatkowski
Stage Manager: Alex Riccio
Written by: Miss Ruby Jones & Rusa Jeremic

Tickets: $10.00

Warning: Some Prime Ministerial Sexual Content ... cuz he's a HOTTIE Tongue out

Thursday September 24th 7:30 p.m.

Friday September 25th 7:30 p.m. AND 8:45 p.m.

Saturday September 26th 7:30 p.m.


TORONTO's NOW says “sharp satire”…. “Jones has tons of energy and delivers a smart and funny critique.” 

EYE WEEKLY says “Like Colbert, (Miss Ruby Jones) veils her political savvy under an exaggerated right-wing caricature, smartly poking holes in the Conservative establishment…” 

London Reviewers call HARPER GIRL DOES CANADA, “doublethinking silliness" ... "entertaining and devastating" ... "Redonkulous fun!" 

TheatreinLondon.ca says, “In … the most topical show of the Fringe, (Ruby Jones) mixes music, video, audience participation and good old-fashioned live performance to create a satire with heart and just a tiny bit of obsession.”

BlogTO.com says Harper Girl Does Canada “has the perfect Fringe-y combo of topical weirdness and laughs” … “Ruby is alternately hilarious and nauseating!!” 

Come have a HILARIOUS Adventure with Miss Ruby Jones & our Prime Minister!!! 

Herschner's Yarn, Crafts, & Scrapbooking
1486 Victoria St. North #5
Kitchener-Waterloo , ON
43° 28' 18.9372" N, 80° 26' 26.9988" W
Ontario CA
Miss Ruby Jones

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