I choo — choo-chooose
To get a fair deal for you
— UCP V-Day Twitter meme
Keystone is dead
The billions are lost
I blame Joe Biden
But I’ll probably get tossed.
— Response by @DaveCournoyer
The ocean is blue
The sky is the same
Steve Allan’s still lookin’
For someone to blame
Shandro is Red,
Kenney is Blue.
The pandemic is perfect
to push bad policy through.
— Response by “Dr. Heref Oru”
Green is the forest
Blue is the sea.
All of our doctors
have moved to B.C.
Managing issues
Is a difficult game,
You’ll never win prizes
For stuff that’s this lame.
Afterword
I think that I shall never see
A poem that helps the UCP;
That’s all tonight from DJC
David Climenhaga, author of the Alberta Diary blog, is a journalist, author, journalism teacher, poet and trade union communicator who has worked in senior writing and editing positions at The Globe and Mail and the Calgary Herald.
Image: United Conservative Party/Twitter
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