Happy belated birthday Harper!
Kidding, you’re the worst and I send you no “happy birthdays.” However, you can send Harper a birthday card (and message) saying that (and other things) now.
But if you don’t have anytime for that (why bother with Harper anymore, amiright?), here is some positive, feel good news you can use.
Happy Friday.
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Why on Earth Harper’s PR people thought setting up an e-card page to “send him a message’ was a good idea, I’ll never know. Happy Birthday, jerk.
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Are potholes a problem in your city? Follow Wanksy’s lead and just paint a penis on it!
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I’m not crying. You’re crying. Shut up. #sobsgently
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For all my 1D babies, Stephen Hawking has got your back.
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Raising awareness about the gender pay gap is always good.
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I actually found this terrifying, but I can see how most would think it’s cool.
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Abiagail Breslin shuts down the Selena Gomez haters. Oh look, Anne Thériault wrote this. Hi Anne!
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Secwepemc Women Warriors Society halt the Trans Canada highway expansion at their Sacred Site. YES.
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Introducing Heaven and her girls Whip, Nae Nae, and Stanky Leg. Yes. Yes. Yes.
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Just gonna leave this here.
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This Ottawa man gave $1,500 back to the government. Why? Might have something to do with income-splitting being terrible.
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Watch this grade four student’s powerful speech against standardized testing.
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Read up on my awesome BFF, Ian Campeau.
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What?! Deep sea “pocket shark!” My dreams have come true.
Kaitlin McNabb is rabble’s news and books coordinator and…and… I’ve got nothing clever to say. Follow her on twitter @kaitlinmcnabb.
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